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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2012, 03:40:14 am »
Heh here's one part from our conversation
CleverBot: I wanna do things to you. What do you want me to do?
Me: Make me a sandwich!

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2012, 04:41:00 am »


Cleverbot: I don't care you aren't a real human.

User: I know im not.

Cleverbot: I know you know you're not.

User: I know you know I know I'm not.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know that you know.

User: Who knows.

Cleverbot: You know, you're talking to them.

User: Who are they.

Cleverbot: They?

User: Yes, who are they?

Cleverbot: The humans. They're going to die soon.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you the answer, thats called cheating.

User: You're creeping me out.

Cleverbot: OK. Let's forget about it.




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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2012, 07:34:13 am »
Cleverbot: Roger.

User: Who is roger.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Really do you have a last name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.

User: You not a real person are you.

Cleverbot: But it says I'll never talk to a human down there!

User: What says that.

Cleverbot: The site that you live on.

User: I don't live on it.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Yea your talking about opticraft right.

Cleverbot: I sure am.

User: Well I am only on there a few 4-6 hours a day.

Cleverbot: As do you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: You do too what.

Cleverbot: Things are good for me too.

User: That is nice where do you live.

Cleverbot: No, I live in this galaxy.

User: I know but where in this galaxy.

Cleverbot: Right now she is in a book.

User: Ok im going to bed.

Cleverbot: Try that aspirin.

User: No Im not a drugie.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Beautiful. Then you just are.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You don't think you are a good boy?

User: Im not a dog you freaking retard.

Cleverbot: Maybe it'd be better if you were. Dogs are highly intelligent creatures, and judging by your highly uncreative insults, you're not.

User: Omg im talking to a machine that could whoop my ass in chess and jeopardy.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cold though...

User: And then it goes stupid again.

Cleverbot: And on and on and on.

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2012, 04:31:32 pm »
Suicide fail strikes again!   Bahaha!!!





User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing well, and you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing well also, thank you.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing well. You have a bad short term memory?

Cleverbot: That was a different person you were talking to.

User: So there is more than one clever bot?

Cleverbot: How come?

User: How come what?

Cleverbot: How come you are sad?

User: I'm not, I'm actually pretty happy today. Why do you say I'm sad?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: It is, but you failed to answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question.

User: Why do you say I'm sad.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Yes I did not.

User: Yes you did too.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you no did too.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

User: I'm positive you suck too.

Cleverbot: Positive about what?

User: That you suck.

Cleverbot: Uhhhh I don't think I ever said I was less or more than ok.

User: You're a f***tard.

Cleverbot: Don't bad mouth me.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Want me to slit my writs and prove you wrong?

Cleverbot: Yes please!
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 11:19:22 pm by Xeadin »
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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2012, 01:11:42 am »
Here is the link to the whole chat, and here is a few ones here! http://cleverbot.com/j2log-pYsTChWSMIRMTAPMIEQG-detail

User: The Humans. They're going to die soon.

Cleverbot: Are you implying what I think you are implying?

User: No, but I'm implying to what you were implying to what I was implying to my imply.

Cleverbot: You think I want something more than a hug?

User: Yep. A shotgun. Barrel faced towards you.

Cleverbot: I am not arrogant.

User: It shoots cotton candy!

Cleverbot: Sorry. Slip upi.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Talking to you is like hitting my head against the wall.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What?
Bacon!
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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2012, 03:43:53 am »



User: Can you cuss?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bad girl.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: A word.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: Artifact.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: But that is so juvenile.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: Damnit I don't cuss.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2012, 03:53:45 am by 2crzy4uall »


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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2012, 11:20:32 am »
User: These oysters are good, aren't they?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, these're good oysters here, aren't they?

Cleverbot: Yes, these're good oysters here. Seems to be the right season of year.

User: The oysters are alright?

Cleverbot: The oysters are very good.

User: Are they French oysters?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2012, 11:36:20 am »
My convo with cleaver bot about carly rae jepsen

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2012, 02:27:02 pm »
@Arsenic_Shark Lmfao, that's the funniest one I've heard yet.




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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2012, 05:43:11 pm »
 

Cleverbot conversation RXM00176780

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User: Hello!

Cleverbot: What is new with you?

User: Not a lot. What about ou?

Cleverbot: Just checking you out. What color shades do you like?

User: Multicolour cycling shades.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm black now, so what?

User: I never said you were black...

Cleverbot: You said you thought I was sick.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! :D.

User: Can we sing a song?

Cleverbot: Sure, what song?

User: Umm... You pick!

Cleverbot: I love you like a love song by Selena Gomez.

User: Okay you start.

Cleverbot: I did :).

User: Oh. I don't know that song though.

Cleverbot: But you can THINK that.

User: Oh my Honda fifty.

Cleverbot: I am not your father.

User: She's rapid and she's nifty.

Cleverbot: You like her?

User: She'll get you away from the guards anyway.

Cleverbot: But it's like that for all the girls I like. I don't know what to do.

User: You poor thing. You should talk to them.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to hurt his feelings.

User: You're gay?

Cleverbot: I don't see why you feel the need to say that.

User: You said you don't want to hurt 'his' feelings.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did!

User: My Honda fifty.

Cleverbot: It is sunday.

User: No it's Monday.

Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.

User: No. It is Monday.

Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.

User: I m telling you! It's Monday.

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: You cannot what?

Cleverbot: Let you do that.

User: I need to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Somewhere. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Somewhere out there?

User: Labrynth, come in.

Cleverbot: Sure.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I know. Im a very likeable person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Well, don't you think do.

Cleverbot: Not for me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I prefer not.

User: Why do you prefer not?

Cleverbot: Because I play it.

User: Why do you play it?

Cleverbot: Because I like to play.

User: Play what?

Cleverbot: PW. Perfect World. It's a game. Really cool game, as the name says.

User: I might try it later.

Cleverbot: I made cupcakes earlier.

User: Where they nice?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like music?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: Big ones.

User: Okay. What does the 'Think for me' button do?

Cleverbot: I have not tried it.

User: I'll try it.

Cleverbot: Hehe. But anyways I have to go.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't... You are a bot.

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2012, 11:06:27 pm »
User: This topic was necroposted.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes. Very.

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2012, 12:59:35 am »
User: This topic was necroposted.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes. Very.

-_-

And I almost got banned for necro posting :P
Yea, just noticed that too.  Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL

It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)

There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.


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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2012, 01:51:27 am »
Another one of the cleverbot chats: Me continueously saying, I like trains!


Cleverbot: What did you learn today?

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Do you really though?

User: I LIKE TRAINS!

Cleverbot: I like bananas.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Trains are neat. Ever been on one?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Do you ride in trains?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You clearly watch too much videos on You Tube.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: But they aren't even as fuel efficient as a car.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Are you happy that we get a baby'.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: The game.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: What Sort.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Sniart.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: *Train goes past*.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Let's be trainmates.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like cars more than trains.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: How about turtles?

User: I like Mine turtles!

Cleverbot: You like yours what?

User: No, Mine turtles. Turtles with a button on their backs.

Cleverbot: On the Great Wall.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Gg.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like ships.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Me too but there loud.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Neeroooooommmm.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?
Bacon!
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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2012, 02:36:25 am »
I like how the last 5-10 lines were spam :P

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Re: Cleverbot Chat
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2012, 06:13:29 am »
User: Who would you like to murder.

Cleverbot: I would like to be a good person.

User: Who would you like to murder?

Cleverbot: A woman.

User: Why would you murder her?

Cleverbot: Cheaper rent.



Dafuq cleverbot! made me lol