Little dark not-erase-able specks on paper! Gah!

some other clickable thing

Namely, an advertisement, probably for a Monsanto property or some pornographic web site (or both).

FRICKIN' BUBBLES UNDER THE TAPE

Forgetting the other three things that have really ground my gears lately, so now I can't post them

My mom only buys regular milk, not chocolate milk :(
Excessive use of graphical emoticons (exempli gratia, ``emojis'')

Emojis

People not appreciating classical music for its genius and beauty

Deadlines

The lack of a UNIX command line on iOS devices! I will never get over this! I want to test my code without getting caught in the middle of the night! Gaaah!

Jelly. (http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/70916/tips-for-golfing-in-jelly) I'm a little ``jelly'' of the cool kids who can use this.  It takes me forty bytes to do what this language does in about six. ("Golfing in Jelly" does sound funnier than "Golfing in dc", though.)

Stupid, unnecessary,  distracting ^text _effects used to excess.

Insurance. It's like federally-regulated protection money.

Socks that don't fit.

Finally finished with Biology 5. Just learned that ``A7X'' stands for ``Avenged Sevenfold''. How's the weather down there?

791. Think about what I'm doing with my life...

792. Learn more maths, because maths are love and maths are life
So, to restate:
793. Think about what I'm doing with my maths…

Month necro because my Valentine, George the lion

No necro here; this thread is immortal. (Think Hercules.) Also, your cat is really pretty.

I'll post as soon as I remember how... Got it!

Congrats, Ari!

My brother did his hair differently today (huzzah!) and I thought it turned out well. He wanted me to show all y'all.
http://imgur.com/xR1suK2

Wow. I let you guys out of my sight for twelve seconds, and this is what I come back to...