STORY TIME!

[FeanorAlmighty]

And then died because he died.

[Rufarin.]

But before MajesticPoop died,he pooped. SO plants grew everywhere and the Universe was saved.
Then Vultures ate MajesticPoops body.

[turtleman918]

This got the bartender and everyone else at the bar excited so they had a toast and got drunk.

[Rufarin.]

And then they ate poisonous pickles and all died but one.

[FeanorAlmighty]

That one died because story topics are boring.

[Rufarin.]

But was ressurected from MajesticPoop's poop.

[Spartan]

The blood of the people who died seeped into Spartans body
and he was brought back to life by the war god, ares.
"you will now be renamed chuck Norris".
And thus, chuck Norris was born.

[jonasknilsen]

when chuck norris was born did the rest of the blood from the dead peoples turn into a man named jonas... he was unstoppable!
hes sword was made by clean blood and bones... he was on hes way to kill spartan cause he hated peoples

[Rufarin.]

But The God of gods of gods Was still alive and struck them all down.
Accept for a Hot women name Kim Kardashian.