A very long storytime, with a catch!

[DJAlphaWolf]

...delivered a kick....which could shatter bones....into the crotch....of Indiana Jones...

[SonicHogSpeed]

While a random kid was eating ice cream...


DERP

[CazualxGrenade]

It was all up to chuck Norris to fight that poop monster, and it was an epic battle! (Write your battle moves for each person(etc. Chuck Norris used roundhouse kick!)(each person has 1000000 health))Don't ask why, I was just bored. XD

[DJAlphaWolf]

But Chuck Norris doesn't battle....he just allows you to lose.

[CazualxGrenade]

They have the same awesomeness though...

[minecraft321]

His raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth!

[SalsaInABowl]

Chuck Norris used Splash!

It's OVER 9000!!!!

Giant poop was permitted to lose!

[CazualxGrenade]

Now, let someone finish it, then combine what everyone says, and see how our "long" story is!

[DJAlphaWolf]

And so it became that... Chuck Norris saved the day and left the scene. And if any of our heroes actually survived in this story, they all lived a somewhat happily ever after (some became rich billionaires and others died and some were mistaken for deer and shot dead)... To this day,many remember the completely ridiculous tale forged by the combination of efforts from the greatest writers in history. Credits began to roll featuring all our heroes and who played them, as the song Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley began to play in the background.

THE END
 
No seriously..the movie is over....go home....to your mom....there's nothing left....I am not kidding ......go home u hobo........

[Victor1261]

...but then the clock did work, and everything was rolled back...

[CazualxGrenade]

But at least someone got to here the whole story while everybody had a wiped mind and the only person that got to here the whole story kept his mind.