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CazualxGrenade

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Let's hear some jokes!
« on: July 13, 2012, 01:02:24 am »
Hey guys! This is basically where you post your best jokes you've ever heard or made! Or just find them randomly. Okay, GO! I'll start.

Has anyone seen the clown at walmart that hides from gay people?
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 01:12:06 am »
So the other day I was sniffing pepsi...Hey don't look at me that way! At least I wasn't sniffing coke.
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 03:54:36 am »
I was trying to remember a dick joke, but it's just too long and hard to tell.  ???
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 04:20:16 am »
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball

Juan on Juan
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 04:29:36 am »
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Another one.
 
How many derps does it take to derp a derping derp?

Just a derp.
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 04:42:35 am »
Guys I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it. XD
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2012, 11:17:05 am »
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Re: Let's hear some jokes!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2012, 01:19:05 pm »
I have 38 arms, 10 eyes, 6 pairs of legs, 9 ears and an extra tongue. What am I?
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A liar.  :D
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