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ViperZeroOne

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If Notch Was...
« on: July 20, 2012, 11:50:13 pm »
This one could be really fun...  

If Notch (the real guy, not in-game nonsense) was standing directly in front of you.  What would you do?

I'll start it off...

I'd probably shake his hand, make some comment about the future of Minecraft, and be silently wondering if I kicked him in the groin would I be fast enough to escape.   ;D
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2012, 11:54:34 pm »
I'd give him a bear hug and tell him how much of an inspiration he is to me, not only for what he accomplished with minecraft, but because he's a pretty smart and laid back guy.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm »
I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 12:06:52 am »
Quote from: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm
I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

BYE WORLD.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 12:29:18 am »
Quote from: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm
I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.
i thought u were weird, but not that weird  :-\
well, if i saw notch; i would ask him to give me a cape and then shank him with a knife, possibly never getting a cape :P
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 12:45:32 am »
I would say "FIX THE F**KING LADDERS!"
Then probably walk away.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2012, 12:51:29 am »
I would ask to play a game of PVP with him
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2012, 03:36:56 am »
Ramble about how he should do something good to improve minecraft!
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2012, 03:40:54 am »
Ask for some beard-growing tips.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 04:11:57 am »
Challenge him to a game of Quake Live.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2012, 04:55:32 am »
I'd yell at him for handing minecraft over to Jeb.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2012, 05:10:15 am »
I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2012, 05:18:26 am »
I would ask him why he ruined Minecraft.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2012, 05:33:15 am »
I'd become friends with him, convince him to play on Opticraft, and make us his favorite server.
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Re: If Notch Was...
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2012, 05:53:13 pm »
Quote from: BigBadHenz on July 21, 2012, 05:10:15 am
I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.

Ok, wow... LOL
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