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I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.
in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato. (click to show/hide)I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the wayand both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unableto get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realiseim locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bedwatching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only todiscover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portalonly to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionatelove overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay andawkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his netherportal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the roomand skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.
Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pmin spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato. (click to show/hide)I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the wayand both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unableto get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realiseim locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bedwatching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only todiscover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portalonly to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionatelove overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay andawkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his netherportal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the roomand skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.I just read the first and last sentence and I wasn't too sure what was going on.
Quote from: SalasCraft on July 24, 2012, 11:59:18 pmQuote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pmin spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato. (click to show/hide)I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the wayand both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unableto get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realiseim locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bedwatching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only todiscover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portalonly to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionatelove overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay andawkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his netherportal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the roomand skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.I just read the first and last sentence and I wasn't too sure what was going on.my awesome story is awesome (Y)