Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean muther Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer, is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this, tripod mounted ol little number designed by me. Built, be me. And you best hope, not pointed at you.
