How will Nick3306 save Opticraft?

[kagarium]

(Sorry for double post)

Im gonna start off from the second ending of salsa's story
(i am changing it up a bit because relkeb is now still alive)

Nick3306 decides to file a lawsuit against Relkeb for destroying the server box.

The accused - Relkeb
The plaintiff - Nick3306
Witnesses - cschurz, nyssa, optical
Jury - The classic ops (cause i felt like it)
Judge - SalsaInABowl (he gets credit for making this stroy)

     The trial starts by Nick3306 telling the story of how Relkeb has been showing signs of aggression twords optical and the admins. He then explains the onslough of events that occur at McDonalds, with the witnesses nodding and aggreeing every once in a whie. Nick does not over or underexaggerate a single detail, and the jury is throwing some dirty looks at Relkeb now.
     Relkeb must think fast if he wants to get himeself out of this, and of course he does. He leaps up saying; "OBJECTION! I know the owner of that particular McDonald's, and i would like to go to him and reguest that he pull the tapes out of the cameras. You will then see the true story of the dastardly liar we know as Nick3306. Salsa, if you can suspend the trial for 1 day, I promise there will be now more interuptions like so."
     Salsa ponders on this thought for quite some time, finally saying: "Relkeb, I will allow this, but only this once. Do not dissapoint me, your luck is dwindling rapidly."
     Relkeb says' "Thank you, I will not dissapoint you." On that said everyone else in th room rolls there eyes and lets out a sigh.
    
     The next day at the court house, Salsa is trying to remeber where the court left off the other day, as it seems old age is creeping up on him, making him very forgetfull.
     Relkeb says, "Your honor! Will I be showing my proof now that it is in fact Nick3306 that has tryed to destroy opticraft?
     Slasa sighs and says, "If you must..."
     Relkeb pulls out of his briefcase what appears to be a videocamera. But in fact it isn't.
     Cschurz steps up and says, "What do you think your doing with my technology!" The device is in fact a special ray gun that insatntaniously turns any person into a guest.
     Relkeb stands atop a table saying, "You fools! You walked right into my trap, and now you shall face my WRATH!!!" He hen leaps up in the air and flys around, blasting every truste and member in the room, turning them into guests.
     Salsa is scared as sh**, and he says, "Im getting out of here!"
     He runs for the door, but Relkeb sees him and blasts him with the gun. salsa is now..... a bowl of salsa? Salsa starts eating himself because he tastes so good.
     Relkeb stares. "I have nothing to say to that..."
     While Relkeb is distracted, Nyssa flys into the air and begins to pelt Relkeb with splash potions of harming.
     "You fool!" shouts Relkeb, "I am in creative! You can not harm me!" He then trys to blast Nyssa with the gun, but misses and hits Nick3306. "Close enough." says Relkeb and takes aim once again. This time Nyssa vanishes, and Relkeb gives up on her, now taking aim on optical.
     Optical slowly backs away from Relkeb, scared as hell from his evil smile and guest-gun. "What did I do to you?" wimpers optical, "What was wrong with the way  treated you?"
     Relkeb thinks, he doesnt seem to have an answer. "I dont need a reason, I just have to do it he finnaly says." and takes his aim at optical.
     Cschurz jumps infront of optical at the last second, sacrificing himself for opticraft. Cschurz made a smart move too, because the guest-gun was now out of shots. "Curses!" Relkeb shouts. He turns, stands, and shouts for the world to hear,"Opticraft will be mine! I will grow stronger, you will grow weaker, aand i will overcome you all!" He then places a block of tnt on the ceiling, blows a hole in the roof, and flys away. Everyone is blinded by the dust and rubble for a second, so no one knnow what direction he left in. There is a long silence for a while, but then Salsa says, "Damn it! Now there's dust in my salsa!"

Continue the story! How does our beloved Nick3306 save opticraft? Continue it!

[RuthlessTomato]

^^read that whole thing...
All i can say.

[kagarium]

someone plz continue this cause I promised myself I wouldn't. continue it anymore until another person did. also it's fun to string together other people's ideas. just make sure it makes sense and begins where I left off

[SalsaInABowl]

After Nyssa disappeared, it turns out optical was the reason for doing so. He warped her into the Nether, where he knew Relkeb's worst nightmare was at. Nyssa finds a blaze spawner and uses it to brew potion after potion until she finally comes up with the mighty rollback potion. It rolls back any damage done to you, and fortunately all she had to do was put a LogBlick in an Awkward potion, giving an unlimited supply. She turns it into a splash potion, goes back in the court room and spams it all over the place until everyone has been returned to their original rank and status. Everyone elects her leader of the Opticraft Military. It's a full out war. Nyssa comes up with a plan...

[jh2018]

After Nyssa disappeared, it turns out optical was the reason for doing so. He warped her into the Nether, where he knew Relkeb's worst nightmare was at. Nyssa finds a blaze spawner and uses it to brew potion after potion until she finally comes up with the mighty rollback potion. It rolls back any damage done to you, and fortunately all she had to do was put a LogBlick in an Awkward potion, giving an unlimited supply. She turns it into a splash potion, goes back in the court room and spams it all over the place until everyone has been returned to their original rank and status. Everyone elects her leader of the Opticraft Military. It's a full out war. Nyssa comes up with a plan...

Adding On...

Nyssa comes up with a Security System Plugin that protects Every block, mob, and player there is on the server. The plugin includes a ban to hacked players and hackers. It turns out Relkeb was one of them. He left, And the plugin states that when it catches them too late, it makes a Death ban once they spawned. The ban would be permanent if they were hackers or were hacked. Nyssa gives everybody splash potions of Harm to defend themselves if the Plugin wasn't working right or if a little bug disabled the Plugin. Now, Nyssa has hired Optical, Nick3306, cschurz, and all of the other staff to defend the server and its properties.

[kagarium]

Sadly, the plugin fails.
Relkeb hacks back into the server and begins again to reak havoc. Everyone trys to stop him, but he becomes overpowering. Optical and Nick3306 decide that there is nothing left to do then go into a full-out-war!

*everyone now make a long and intense war scene*

[iGenerator]

Nick gets a call that someone didn't show up for their shift at the pizzeria and has to go in to cover for them, he is faced with a possibly impossible feat; Save Opticraft or maintain peace in real life.

[RuthlessTomato]

As they say, IRL > minecraft. Leaving the courthouse/battlezone, nick gets nicked (haha, funny pun) by a friendly splash potion of harm. He is on his knees.
"Goalieguy, over here!" he shouts since i am the only one closeby.
" i need to log off to cook pizza and im dying ingame" he says.
"Heres my potions, admin status and bedro...."
Nick dies and logs off, dropping his items without making me admin.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I SCREAM, "WHHHYYYYY HIMMM???!!!......... WHY NOOT MEEEEEE?!!!!......."
"Enough mourning" i tell myself. " i have some relkeb to kill.
I place 1 of 2 bedrock, and dupe it with the other. I hand out the bedrock to other trusted and members.
We make tnt cannons and lock and load.
"FIRE!" we scream. "FOR NICK!!!"

[loltation]

(Sorry for double post)

Im gonna start off from the second ending of salsa's story
(i am changing it up a bit because relkeb is now still alive)

Nick3306 decides to file a lawsuit against Relkeb for destroying the server box.

The accused - Relkeb
The plaintiff - Nick3306
Witnesses - cschurz, nyssa, optical
Jury - The classic ops (cause i felt like it)
Judge - SalsaInABowl (he gets credit for making this stroy)

     The trial starts by Nick3306 telling the story of how Relkeb has been showing signs of aggression twords optical and the admins. He then explains the onslough of events that occur at McDonalds, with the witnesses nodding and aggreeing every once in a whie. Nick does not over or underexaggerate a single detail, and the jury is throwing some dirty looks at Relkeb now.
     Relkeb must think fast if he wants to get himeself out of this, and of course he does. He leaps up saying; "OBJECTION! I know the owner of that particular McDonald's, and i would like to go to him and reguest that he pull the tapes out of the cameras. You will then see the true story of the dastardly liar we know as Nick3306. Salsa, if you can suspend the trial for 1 day, I promise there will be now more interuptions like so."
     Salsa ponders on this thought for quite some time, finally saying: "Relkeb, I will allow this, but only this once. Do not dissapoint me, your luck is dwindling rapidly."
     Relkeb says' "Thank you, I will not dissapoint you." On that said everyone else in th room rolls there eyes and lets out a sigh.
    
     The next day at the court house, Salsa is trying to remeber where the court left off the other day, as it seems old age is creeping up on him, making him very forgetfull.
     Relkeb says, "Your honor! Will I be showing my proof now that it is in fact Nick3306 that has tryed to destroy opticraft?
     Slasa sighs and says, "If you must..."
     Relkeb pulls out of his briefcase what appears to be a videocamera. But in fact it isn't.
     Cschurz steps up and says, "What do you think your doing with my technology!" The device is in fact a special ray gun that insatntaniously turns any person into a guest.
     Relkeb stands atop a table saying, "You fools! You walked right into my trap, and now you shall face my WRATH!!!" He hen leaps up in the air and flys around, blasting every truste and member in the room, turning them into guests.
     Salsa is scared as sh**, and he says, "Im getting out of here!"
     He runs for the door, but Relkeb sees him and blasts him with the gun. salsa is now..... a bowl of salsa? Salsa starts eating himself because he tastes so good.
     Relkeb stares. "I have nothing to say to that..."
     While Relkeb is distracted, Nyssa flys into the air and begins to pelt Relkeb with splash potions of harming.
     "You fool!" shouts Relkeb, "I am in creative! You can not harm me!" He then trys to blast Nyssa with the gun, but misses and hits Nick3306. "Close enough." says Relkeb and takes aim once again. This time Nyssa vanishes, and Relkeb gives up on her, now taking aim on optical.
     Optical slowly backs away from Relkeb, scared as hell from his evil smile and guest-gun. "What did I do to you?" wimpers optical, "What was wrong with the way  treated you?"
     Relkeb thinks, he doesnt seem to have an answer. "I dont need a reason, I just have to do it he finnaly says." and takes his aim at optical.
     Cschurz jumps infront of optical at the last second, sacrificing himself for opticraft. Cschurz made a smart move too, because the guest-gun was now out of shots. "Curses!" Relkeb shouts. He turns, stands, and shouts for the world to hear,"Opticraft will be mine! I will grow stronger, you will grow weaker, aand i will overcome you all!" He then places a block of tnt on the ceiling, blows a hole in the roof, and flys away. Everyone is blinded by the dust and rubble for a second, so no one knnow what direction he left in. There is a long silence for a while, but then Salsa says, "Damn it! Now there's dust in my salsa!"

Continue the story! How does our beloved Nick3306 save opticraft? Continue it!

*cough* Phoenix Wright *cough*

[Booorad]

i pick number 1 simply because number 2 the server goes down 

[SalsaInABowl]

The story already started -_-

[theone7142]

Someone's been playing black ops 2 ie. KAP-40, Skorpion Evo 2

[SalsaInABowl]

Someone's been playing black ops 2 ie. KAP-40, Skorpion Evo 2

KAP-40, yes. Skorpion EVO CS 3, no.

[RuthlessTomato]

Get on with the story, yea?

[jh2018]

Optical broadcasts the message to the entire server, to give everything you have to destroy Relkeb. Everyone has made their TNT cannons and now, TNT was enabled and now, Optical quickly duplicates TNT and now everybody has full and unlimited ammunition for their TNT cannons. Clawstrider logs in and spawns in front of a TNT cannon. "What are we doing?" clawstrider says. Optical says, "Relkeb is the enemy, We need to destroy him, NOW! He has killed Nick3306, and now, claw, We need YOU. Optical quickly promotes claw to admin and so, claw remembers when Tobs exploded into atoms, and destroyed the server. Claw brings back the atoms, Duplicating the atoms. When all of the atoms are duplicated, Optical steps off the battlefield to try to retrieve Nick3306. There Nick lays, limp as a sock monkey. Optical grabs a stack of pizza and feeds it to Nick. Nick logs back on, trying to remember what has happened. He remembered, and sees goalieguy60 in a happy mood. "YAY! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! NICK IS ALIVE!!!!" goalie says. Optical makes a detonator for Nick, so he can have his revenge. Turns out Relkeb is AFK watching YouTube, regardless of what is happening. Nick flies with goalie and sticks the atoms all over Relkeb. When Relkeb is no longer AFK, Relkeb is blind. He takes 2 atoms off to see what is happening. He sees that Nick is alive. "What? I thought I killed him permanetly....." says Relkeb. "As admin of Opticraft forums, classic server, mumble, IRC, SMP, I wish you the best of your future! Goodbye, Relkeb!" Says Nick3306. He presses the button on the detonator, and blows Relkeb up, banning all of his accounts and further accounts on the IP. Optical fixes the plugin Nyssa put on the server, and everything is now peaceful, for now.....