Hunger Game Champion, Violent kills with limited resources

[square_skull]

Ok, heres how the game works:
1. someone starts off with a certain resource (me)
2. you have to kill the last person who posted last with
one of the resources they used, and you also have to
use another resource not mentioned in their last post
(which
e.g.
troller demonstration guy:"I have got wool"
violent asassin:"I strangle troller with the wool and use
a sharp rock to finish him off with a flint stone to the head,
I'M THE CHAMPION!"
you get it? ok, i'll start:

"I have a plank of wood"

[SalsaInABowl]

I smash that wood over his head and shove TNT in his mouth.

[RuthlessTomato]

i light off the TnT while salsa is shoving it in skull's mouth with a lever.

[SalsaInABowl]

I leave the scene quickly and the TNT explodes while I am at a safe distance. Goalie was too close as he never ran away. I take some leftover cobblestone.

[RuthlessTomato]

I quickly choke you with your own cobble. I walk away, knowing my fist is awesome for choking you.

[square_skull]

I chop off your fist with one of my broken bones and I
shove it down you throat (nothing personal)

[RuthlessTomato]

i snap your bones until they are too broken to use.

i then beat your now-lumpy skull with my hammer.

[SalsaInABowl]

I take your hammer and trade it in for a ban hammer. I then ban you because your client had to be modded to get a hammer

[kagarium]

I comite suicide

[RuthlessTomato]

I fix the cliff yiu jump from so u dont die...
Wait, what?

[square_skull]

since we're all hacking here, I chuck the cliff at that goalie guy,
and then I use iron to reinforce my bones.

I'M THE CHAMPION!

[SalsaInABowl]

I use the iron blocks to make an anvil which is dropped from 256 blocks above onto your head.

[Caanite.]

I make an anvil explosive which kills everyone on the map
(Lol like first post i ever made on KotH)

[square_skull]

I remove the explosives from the anvil bomb, and then use
my trusty flint and steel to set it off in caanites mouth.

[Dalei]

I steal the flint and steel and light you on fire. I then place nukes all over the map in creative while you are in survival.

Meh da champ.