Corrupt-A-Wish

[clawstrider]

But your bisccuit is filled with manure. I wish that i was the best opticraft operator ever. (Wish Granted!)

All the other Operators disappear and so you become the best Operator on opticraft and get hanged by the griefer horde.

I wish for the spreading of ontology.

But nobody knows what ontology is. (Myself included )


I wish for a gummie cola bottle.

My wishes are always for the simple things, why you no grant them? D:

Thus I wished for it to spread among the people . I guess you can somehow count that as corruption of the wish tho.

You get your bottle, but it is deformed, broken and been to places you didn't even know to exist nor would you ever want to know what those places are (trust me).

I wish for equality between all the existing sexualities.

Yayayaya I get gummie

But the gender "Other" is still discriminated

I wish for a can of lemonade.

[SoulKnightGT]

But the wish giver missheard you and deducted one post from your post count. I wish i had a 7 acre beet farm with a bed and breakfast. (Soul: my girl canceled on me and said that i was wasteing my time with her.)
 

that Sux

Claw, you get your so called "lemonade" but when you drink it, its actually piss

i wish for a whole series of Percy Jackson

[clawstrider]

But the wish giver missheard you and deducted one post from your post count. I wish i had a 7 acre beet farm with a bed and breakfast. (Soul: my girl canceled on me and said that i was wasteing my time with her.)
 

that Sux

Claw, you get your so called "lemonade" but when you drink it, its actually piss

i wish for a whole series of Percy Jackson

I knew you were going to do that, I actually knew it -_-

But you get the Jackson Percy series instead, a non-fiction series, describing how the stomach works, written by Mr Jackson Percy.

I wish for... a corrupted wish!! <--- Haha! Corrupt that one fools!

[SoulKnightGT]

But the wish giver missheard you and deducted one post from your post count. I wish i had a 7 acre beet farm with a bed and breakfast. (Soul: my girl canceled on me and said that i was wasteing my time with her.)
 

that Sux

Claw, you get your so called "lemonade" but when you drink it, its actually piss

i wish for a whole series of Percy Jackson

I knew you were going to do that, I actually knew it -_-

But you get the Jackson Percy series instead, a non-fiction series, describing how the stomach works, written by Mr Jackson Percy.

I wish for... a corrupted wish!! <--- Haha! Corrupt that one fools!

hehe
wtf? nooo!!!! Non-Fiction!!! T_T i hate non-fiction :/ btw, Pery Jackson was writin by Rick Riordan fool

 you get a even worse Corrupt wish.

 i wish people didnt hate me, like, you know, Creepers :{ (and Morten )

[clawstrider]

But the wish giver missheard you and deducted one post from your post count. I wish i had a 7 acre beet farm with a bed and breakfast. (Soul: my girl canceled on me and said that i was wasteing my time with her.)
 

that Sux

Claw, you get your so called "lemonade" but when you drink it, its actually piss

i wish for a whole series of Percy Jackson

I knew you were going to do that, I actually knew it -_-

But you get the Jackson Percy series instead, a non-fiction series, describing how the stomach works, written by Mr Jackson Percy.

I wish for... a corrupted wish!! <--- Haha! Corrupt that one fools!

hehe
wtf? nooo!!!! Non-Fiction!!! T_T i hate non-fiction :/ btw, Pery Jackson was writin by Rick Riordan fool

 you get a even worse Corrupt wish.

 i wish people didnt hate me, like, you know, Creepers :{ (and Morten )

Fool, I have read all the Percy Jackson books, but no Pery Jackson.


But everyone still hates you, me included now. (Jk jk!)

I wish for a really cute pet doggy.

[D00MKNlGHT]

Morten hates soul knight?!0.o

I wish to know if dogs can get aids?

[SoulKnightGT]

But the wish giver missheard you and deducted one post from your post count. I wish i had a 7 acre beet farm with a bed and breakfast. (Soul: my girl canceled on me and said that i was wasteing my time with her.)
 

that Sux

Claw, you get your so called "lemonade" but when you drink it, its actually piss

i wish for a whole series of Percy Jackson

I knew you were going to do that, I actually knew it -_-

But you get the Jackson Percy series instead, a non-fiction series, describing how the stomach works, written by Mr Jackson Percy.

I wish for... a corrupted wish!! <--- Haha! Corrupt that one fools!

hehe
wtf? nooo!!!! Non-Fiction!!! T_T i hate non-fiction :/ btw, Pery Jackson was writin by Rick Riordan fool

 you get a even worse Corrupt wish.

 i wish people didnt hate me, like, you know, Creepers :{ (and Morten )

Fool, I have read all the Percy Jackson books, but no Pery Jackson.


But everyone still hates you, me included now. (Jk jk!)

I wish for a really cute pet doggy.

hehe, oops, really you have? 

you get your cute puppy (i am not corrupting that wish  )

ehhh, i cant say "Hate" more like, watching me..

you dont find out.

i wish for MineCraft Beta!

[wakkorotti]

You get the cracked version which actually just shits on your computer.

I wish for the legalization of gay marriages.

[lLLEGAL]

You become a gay.

I wish there were UFOs.

[raul7legend]

You become a gay.

And how does that corrupt his wish?

[magicdude269]

I wish for a swimsuit model in my bed everynight!

[clawstrider]

I wish for a swimsuit model in my bed everynight!

You get a man swimsuit model (Unless you are gay, in which case you get the female)

And I finally get my wish Really cute puppy get!

I wish for a nice beef rib.

[Juls|Azzathel]

But you get it raw

I wish for a wish that I could use to wish for another wish

[clawstrider]

But you get it raw

And I cook it!


But you don't get it.

I wish for... (Person after me may invent what I am wishing for)

[SoulKnightGT]

but i dont.

i wish i had the Power of Hades.