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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #435 on: July 14, 2012, 01:08:08 am »
You get banned and become a spectator instead.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #436 on: July 14, 2012, 01:16:59 am »
Wish granted. You're fired.

I wish that I had a delete button to delete people with.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #437 on: July 14, 2012, 01:29:54 am »
You get one, but accidentally delete yourself.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #438 on: July 14, 2012, 01:44:35 am »
You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #439 on: July 14, 2012, 06:29:40 am »
You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

How dare you even post this to be corrupted.

You're wish is granted but some evil scientist working on a time machines turns back time to before you thought of that wish and posting it on the forums and your fate goes another direction when you walk into a bank and get shot by burglars so you were never able to post this wish to be corrupted on the forums.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #440 on: July 14, 2012, 06:54:10 am »
You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

How dare you even post this to be corrupted.

You're wish is granted but some evil scientist working on a time machines turns back time to before you thought of that wish and posting it on the forums and your fate goes another direction when you walk into a bank and get shot by burglars so you were never able to post this wish to be corrupted on the forums.


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But you become a Man Bender! :o
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #441 on: July 14, 2012, 07:48:51 am »
But horses no longer exist from a previous wish!

I wish I wasn't so damn sexy


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #442 on: July 14, 2012, 08:15:58 am »
Wish not processed.
(Wish Magic Error: Can't take away what you don't have.)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #443 on: July 14, 2012, 10:22:09 am »
But horses no longes exist from a previous wish.

I wish I could stop farting so much.




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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #444 on: July 15, 2012, 04:56:11 am »
your last fart kills you.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #445 on: July 15, 2012, 04:59:39 am »
Wish granted, Relkeb is spared, they take your bum cherry instead


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #446 on: July 15, 2012, 05:04:30 am »
Wish granted. You're fired.

I wish that I had a delete button to delete people with.

LOL! That's the funniest one I've seen so far!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #447 on: July 15, 2012, 05:12:37 am »
your delete button only deletes yourself.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #448 on: July 15, 2012, 04:47:21 pm »
You get 20-20 eyesight vision instead.




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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #449 on: July 15, 2012, 05:19:15 pm »
Wyboth gets eaten by the hounds of hell for not making a wish.

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