Corrupt-A-Wish

[turtleman918]

The wallholder turns out to be pink ,and made of tinfoil.

I wish my Bf didn't forget his valentines present for me 

he misspelled your name.

i wish for February 25th to come right now.

happy february 15th

I wish i was a dog(sleep all day babeh)

[Terrewee]

you become a cat with fleas


i wish to have my own cartoon

[apij4125]

Youre cartoon got canceled
I wish for an nuke to bomb japan

[Relkeb]

Japan bombs you first.

I wish I was a flying cat.

[Terrewee]

you're a cat that's went flying with the help of a catapult


i wish to be the best of my kendo class (currently third place)

[turtleman918]

You become the best, then Chuck Norris joins and instantly learns it all and becomes the best.

I wish i had a pet Okapi (see here: )

[Spartan]

And you get one! But then it gets hit by a bus, then gets eaten by a kangaroo, then its guts are spit upon by all of its breathren.





I wish for chuck norris!


basically, i just owned all of you. YOU CANT TALK OR YOU DIE!!! WHICH MEANS YOU CANT POST!!! WHICH MEANS I KILLED THIS THREAD!

[Relkeb]

Chuck Norris doesn't like your attitude, he betrays you.

I wish I was invincible.

[turtleman918]

Someone agrees to make you invincible, 5 seconds before you become invincible you are killed. BOOM HEADSHOT!!

I wish i someone would corrupt this wish

[Spartan]

And your wish was granted, but you died in the process so it wasnt.



I wish that I could stare at my gf forever and ever.

[turtleman918]

You start too, she dumps you because you are creeping her out.

I wish for a house made out of assorted cans of soda.

p.s. 100th Post in this thread

[Relkeb]

The soda cans are actually shaken and burst as your house is being constructed. Also, your 100th post diminishes as the 101st post is made.

I wish there was a Taco Bell beside my house.

[Rufarin.]

 But then Chuck Norris walks into your house. His pure awesomeness alone
destroys your house.

 I wish I had as many girls as Tiger Woods.

[raul7legend]

But then Chuck Norris walks into your house. His pure awesomeness alone
destroys your house.

 I wish I had as many girls as Tiger Woods.

You have, but they are your family

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever will come out already

[izzeh]

But it gets postponed till' nexy leap year.


I wish my bf will stop wearing his shutter shades to school xD