Corrupt-A-Wish

[Wyboth]

You get banned and become a spectator instead.

I wish the Planetarium I work at would fire their bad worker.

[joshskiizz]

Wish granted. You're fired.

I wish that I had a delete button to delete people with.

[Wyboth]

You get one, but accidentally delete yourself.

I wish I could stop spamming threads on the forum.

[Victor1261]

You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

[joshskiizz]

You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

How dare you even post this to be corrupted.

You're wish is granted but some evil scientist working on a time machines turns back time to before you thought of that wish and posting it on the forums and your fate goes another direction when you walk into a bank and get shot by burglars so you were never able to post this wish to be corrupted on the forums.


I wish that I could be a Woman Bender. 

[SoulKnightGT]

You can, but you decide not to.

I wish Opticraft was the top server.

How dare you even post this to be corrupted.

You're wish is granted but some evil scientist working on a time machines turns back time to before you thought of that wish and posting it on the forums and your fate goes another direction when you walk into a bank and get shot by burglars so you were never able to post this wish to be corrupted on the forums.


I wish that I could be a Woman Bender.  

But you become a Man Bender!
(Also,you had that coming)
I wish for a horse!

[☣2crzy4uall☣]

But horses no longer exist from a previous wish!

I wish I wasn't so damn sexy

[joshskiizz]

Wish not processed.
(Wish Magic Error: Can't take away what you don't have.)

I wish I had a unicorn.

[Wyboth]

But horses no longes exist from a previous wish.

I wish I could stop farting so much.

[troddenostrich]

your last fart kills you.

i wish for relkeb to not get raped in prison

[☣2crzy4uall☣]

Wish granted, Relkeb is spared, they take your bum cherry instead


I wish I could learn java easier

[Chief149]

Wish granted. You're fired.

I wish that I had a delete button to delete people with.

LOL! That's the funniest one I've seen so far!

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You end up becoming an expert at C++

I wish for Optical to never post on this thread!

[troddenostrich]

your delete button only deletes yourself.

I wish to have perfect 20 20 heinsight vision

[Wyboth]

You get 20-20 eyesight vision instead.

[ViperZeroOne]

Wyboth gets eaten by the hounds of hell for not making a wish.

I wish I lived in medieval times.