Unban plz?

[LIEKABOWSE]

This was a really old topic.. and guess whats back.
basically just provide a reason why to be unbanned.
i want 2 be unband cus all i did was spam chat with "avo" and griefed a guys city once you say no, i am going to talk to Mojang and make the server, Perma banned

[360OLLIE]

Can i be unbaned? I grifed 2 blocks of sand and got baned. I did notin wrong. Notch is my freind. Im sur he woudn't ban me. So why wuold u?

I feel like 85% of all people who make ban appeals are 7 year olds who don't know how to spell. That is literally what they put in their appeal.

[FNVcourierjon(SigilStone)]

I'm lonely down ,here unbanned me pl0x

[andersad]

      Sorry if Im barging in, but the point of this post was....?

[SalsaInABowl]

I started this opic a while ago.

Basically post a stupid or funny reason to be unbanned.

[jh2018]

can i pls unban my cock has huge erection and pukked al ovar mi kiibuard. den my fishie griifd my nayburs house. den i come bac and mi cumpooter sais u r baned. i bwoke mi kiiboard and shoot myself. now i is a spirit owrb and nao i diiclawed to bi unbaned naow u muddr fukkers mods are cock blocks lolololololo
oh awnd watch dis viidio if u no considfur mi apeul


i gowt dese fom oder tawpics.

[Caanite.]

Plz unban me all I did was DESTROY EVERY SINGLE MANMADE BLOCK ON THE SERVER.
True Story on another server (AKA My Friend's Friend's Tekkit Server)

[LIEKABOWSE]

can i pls unban my cock has huge erection and pukked al ovar mi kiibuard. den my fishie griifd my nayburs house. den i come bac and mi cumpooter sais u r baned. i bwoke mi kiiboard and shoot myself. now i is a spirit owrb and nao i diiclawed to bi unbaned naow u muddr fukkers mods are cock blocks lolololololo
oh awnd watch dis viidio if u no considfur mi apeul


i gowt dese fom oder tawpics.

AHAHAHAHAH I LOVED THAT BAN APPEAL

im so sorry for this offence. my cock had a huge erection and it made an unpredictable growth and hit my keyboard. and then it spelled out a bad word that somebody banned me for. dont worry, my cock is being severely punished for this. thank you.

[2468avc]

Unban pls. i did alomst nothin rong except for griefing and adverting and glithig.

[FNVcourierjon(SigilStone)]

can you pls unbanned me i did nothing wong i would like to get back to tghe sever I DID NOT STEAL A BREWING STAND CHECK MY INVENTORY SO STOP CREEPING UP ON ME YOU *UCKING UNKNOWN NINJA FSKJDFKJLKDFJK (((((

[JLSLover123]

Raging Will Get You NOwhere

[daniblue182]

Unban please, the voices in my head told me to grief 1000 blocks the voices don't like you unban plzzz tho lyk >

[Supah_]

Oh come on guys! Unban me! You are just mean and anyways, I spammed chat for three solid hours while no mods+ were on and I just used WorldEdit and levelled all the spawn and the New Member World. I also gotta sudden urge to piss on my computer and I somehow spasmed it out and I wrote a dirty word in the chat then I (language so explicit I'd never dare say this in a public place) 888*$£$^*&)$"!%£%^*%£!$%^&^& and I $^$6£^*(£1"£$%$% and she $^£$"2$^&(0)(5(c) so why am I banned?

[PsYk0Wo1F]

i didnt meen to hax i wus trying xrayzzz on my fwends servur and i acidentaly the key n den saw sum dimond and tout it be ok now i turn eet off. but i kept acidentaly my key and one ting led to nuther.
pwzzzzzzzz unbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i am lyke ur best fan pwease i play everydai and haf fun! ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
ill give u dimond!
if u dnt unban me ill get mi mumy :c

[SalsaInABowl]

I thought it was a grief/raid server! Plzzzzz

(You don't know how many people actually say that)