Ham Co.™

[hammysandwhich]

Ham Co.

I, hammysandwhich, present you with Ham Co.  We have gotten rid of the old board of directors and are going to put in a new one, since the old one was a bit slack (no offence :p).  Here at Ham Co. we have one aim, to destroy and pollute all of the lands!

I am the head owner/Chairman and need a board of directors, as of this moment I am looking for no players to finish and complete this board.  The application shall be in the spoiler below:

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Forums name:
In game name:
Account bans:
What position you would like:
What you could contribute:
Why you want this position:

So the current positions available are:
- Owner/Chairman/CEO: Hammysandwhich
- Co-Owner: LIEKABOWSE
- Vice Chairman: Crippnfeet
- Director: Crippnfoot
- Market Manager/Financial Adviser: FNVcourierjon
- Treasurer: Ivy2112
- Technical Engineer: Zwaan111
- Secretary: LIEKABOWSE
- Planner: Nhataley and 360OLLIE
- Largest Donator/Share Holder: XztriggerhappyxZ (he's donated about two stacks of iron blocks).

What is Ham Co.? Ham Co. is a multi-millionaire company which aims to destroy the earth of all it's natural resources.  After I searched the lands, far and wide, I finally found a lovely pristine place to pollute and destroy in the new guest world.

So now we have our main factory 40% done.  We have some secret machinery underground in the employee only area.  We are now starting the office building.  The first wall has been done, but we are now waiting on shipments from our Headquarters (HQ).

This is viewable from /home hammysandwhich  or the live map link:  http://smp.opticraft.net/map/#/-1424/64/3061/-2/0/0

The main factory is still under way, pretty much almost done, about 90% of the frame work.  Just the underground testing facility needs to be completed and finished.

Thanks to the newest in technology which totally isn't stolen from the government... I don't know where'd you get that from, but we've got new technology.  With this new technology, we are now able to make the newest and bestest solar panels which are selling for $400.00!  You might be thinking, "but hammy, I thought you tried to destroy the world" but that's we're you're wrong, with more money, more deaths, explosions and destruction of the world can continue!

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Ham Co. has now introduced a new item to the store, horses, mules and donkeys! Yes you heard it, thanks to the new 1.6.1 update.  The prices are below:

Horses (regular: white, spotted,brown,black): - 6.5k per.  But wait, we've got a special for you, 11k for two or 15k for three!
Donkeys: - 8k per.  But what's this you say, another special?! 15k for two or 20k for three!
Mules: - 9k per.  What the fridge hammy another special!? 16k for two or 21k for three!

Major specials here, we're also building a horse racing training centre, underground.  So I need some help, message me online.
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Also, special thanks to CrippnTech Industries for having a partnership with us, being our electrician and IvyIndustries for giving us/allowing us to use the newest and most technologically advanced machinery, from the top of the line market!

We are also gladly accepting donations

Sincerely,

Chairman Hammysandwhich.

[crippnfeet]

lol LOVE it !

[FNVcourierjon(SigilStone)]

Forums name: FNVcourierjon
In game name:  FNVcourierjon
Account bans: 1 from March 2011
What position you would like: Treasurer
What you could contribute: Supplies and knowledge
Why you want this position:  I want to help manage the supples and money the company gets.  

[ivy2112]

Forums name: ivy2112
In game name: ivy2112
Account bans: Just a ban link? http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=ivy2112
What position you would like:Treasurer
What you could contribute: Recources , Lots and lots of clay , I can clear land what you want.
Why you want this position: I'd like to do something on this project because I really like it and I am a little bored these days on Opticraft.

[hammysandwhich]

I have talked to fnv about this and he has agreed to become the Market Manager/financial adviser.

Also ivy your accepted as well, congrats guys!

[Caanite.]

Nice name
"Ham Co."
Is it in any relation to "Sips Co."
Anyway what would the planner do

[andersad]

Forums name: andersad
In game name: andersad
Account bans: 2, here is a link, http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=andersad
What position you would like: Any one I would be allowed to have 
What you could contribute: I am a very organized and am not too busy atm with any projects so I would LOVE to help you out!
Why you want this position: I am a fun player to be around and I love to help people out with stuff! 

[hammysandwhich]

Thanks for applying andersad
I and the other board members shall check it out.

[andersad]

    ok thanks.

[hammysandwhich]

Soo ahh.... Need some clay items, please? I'll buy them all, for good prices!!

[Chief149]

My mall has more stocked again. Unless you bought them all out like last time lol.

[FNVcourierjon(SigilStone)]

I see that the person that copied you has torn his factory down

[hammysandwhich]

I see that the person that copied you has torn his factory down

Amazing where manners get you... lol money gets you further =p

We had a lovely talk, and I payed him quite a bit of money to move, he agreed. Nice guy.

[hammysandwhich]

I have payed a lovely lady to help build an iron golem farm, it's 8 cells.  I have been busy with assignments and stuff so not much has happened, besides just finishing up the walls on the factory.

[OzzyKP]

I invite Ham Co., at some point, to open up a branch in Aquain.  Our residents need jobs!  I can promise generous tax incentives and quality infrastructure (eventually).