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The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own. Evidentially, my hill. Read it and weep
I have no friends, I'm a loner.
Enters into a vast desert, traveling for 3 days until finding a genie in a bottle. Rubs the bottle repeatedly until genie comes out.Genie: Hello wanderer, you have three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes!Nerdsage: eh okay, I'll have a mongoose, a pitchfork and a leaf blower...Genie: *stares* are you sure? I mean, untold riches, fame or power, none of those?Nerdsage: nah, just those I said before.Genie:*shrugs* Your wish is granted!After the genie leaves takes the mongoose and ties it to the pitchfork and stuffs the back end into the leaf blower.aims it at theone and turns it on.MY HILL!!!
You sneak up on Myskillzownu.SMS789's opening attack!SMS789 tried PSI Rockin OmegaSMS789 dealt 374 HP of damage to MyskillzownuMyskillzownu attacks!SMS789 suffers 34 HP of damage.SMS789 fires the Multibottle rocket.SMS789 dealt 623 HP of damage to MyskillzownuMyskillzownu got hurt and collapsed...YOU WIN! (MY HILL)