Call of Duty.
I may sound like a casual by saying that, but the competitive side of COD is so great I can't even.
Competitive CoD in a Nutshell
"1v1 rust"
"only quiksc000pes"
"fine no hax tho"
"lolol i dont hax lol im just gewd"
"ur mom was gewd last night"
"so wuz ur dog"
"urs wuz bettar"
"o0h00h GET PWN3D"
"lol u hax noob"
"im just pr0 ur the no0b"
Haha Im just giving you a hard time man.
"Dont fek wif mi, im optic raft booooooi"
According to cod logic:
Snipers are to be used for close quarters. Aim with it and you are every homophobic name ever.
If you die, it is because of lag, mods, hackers, campers, and luck. If you are given a reasonable answer, proceed to make your mom last night jokes.
Sniper kills are only cool if you spin at least a full circle while jumping off something higher than 5 feet and at least 5 buttons are pressed.
Games that are not call of duty are for losers.
Games that are not shooters are even worse.
Battlefield sucks. No exceptions.
All other games rip off call of duty because they want to be like call of duty.
Call of duty is the greatest game of all time.
If you do not have the ability to do insane trick shots at will with a sniper, you suck.
If you do not have at least a 3.0 KDR, you suck.
If you have at least a 3.0 KDR, you're (insert random string of curse words in horrible attempt to impress people) who is fat and plays cod all day.
If it isn't something everyone is into, it's stupid and for losers.
Decent yet horribly overrated game ruined by one of the worst communities ever.
