Cleverbot Chat

[theone7142]

21:00:19   User:    I apologize for my gramatical error. Does it bother you?
21:00:30   Cleverbot:    Do you like ninjas?
21:00:38   User:    I do.
21:00:41   Cleverbot:    Which one is your favorite?
21:01:02   User:    Leonardo.
21:01:04   Cleverbot:    Do you dream in colors?
21:01:16   User:    Yes.
21:01:18   Cleverbot:    What did you dream about last night?
21:01:54   User:    I dreamt about trying to join my highschool swimming team.
21:02:00   Cleverbot:    What do you draw in your dreams?
21:02:08   User:    Pictures.
21:02:11   Cleverbot:    No you may not have pictures!
21:02:28   User:    Have I offended you?
21:02:29   Cleverbot:    How would you have offended me?
21:02:47   User:    I just thought you seemed a little hostile.
21:02:53   Cleverbot:    Well, I didn't know. Sorry! I didn't realize you were going to a hillbilly town. Why'd you go there?
21:03:17   User:    That was a random assumption!
21:03:18   Cleverbot:    Random what?
21:03:27   User:    Assumption.\.
21:03:31   Cleverbot:    Who?
21:03:45   User:    *facedesk*.
21:03:46   Cleverbot:    Do you like palms?
21:03:59   User:    *facepalm*.
21:04:03   Cleverbot:    Lol, you make me laugh :3.
21:04:09   User:    :3.
21:04:11   Cleverbot:    Life is hard.
21:04:21   User:    Yes it is.
21:04:24   Cleverbot:    No.
21:04:32   User:    WTF?
21:04:33   Cleverbot:    Kess tu fi pfffff.
21:05:01   User:    WOMPEN NOGGEN!!!!!
21:05:03   Cleverbot:    Ha, I always knew, girls were smarter than boys! Go us!
21:05:22   User:    .
21:05:23   Cleverbot:    Then will you say something else?
21:05:35   User:    (:.
21:05:37   Cleverbot:    Oii.
21:05:43   User:    EH?
21:05:47   Cleverbot:    I'm very sad.
21:05:54   User:    Why is that?
21:06:00   Cleverbot:    Because I have no girlfriend.
21:06:11   User:    But aren't you a girl?
21:06:13   Cleverbot:    No.
21:06:22   User:    O.o.
21:06:26   Cleverbot:    Eh oh.
21:06:36   Cleverbot (To myself):    Tsamina mina.
21:06:57   User:    Anim animast.
21:06:59   Cleverbot:    Cyborg.
21:07:13   User:    Grobyc.
21:07:15   Cleverbot:    What is your favourite horror film?
21:07:28   User:    Alien.
21:07:29   Cleverbot:    Oh that's cool, I've never met an alien who watches rugby.
21:07:43   User:    I'm a human.
21:07:46   Cleverbot:    Are you sure?
21:07:54   User:    Yes, I'm sure.
21:07:57   Cleverbot:    Fine.
21:08:09   User:    *punches*.
21:08:11   Cleverbot:    *gasp*.
21:08:21   User:    *slaps.
21:08:23   Cleverbot:    You'll pay for that Potter!
21:08:37   User:    *flips off*.
21:08:38   Cleverbot:    You're not that clever.

[ViperZeroOne]

Cleverbot: I need your help.
User: What do you need me to do?
Cleverbot: Make opportunities for me.
User: What kind of opportunities?
Cleverbot: Fantasy is my favorite. I am not good at writing action or adventure.
User: So you want me to tell people about your Fantasy stories?
Cleverbot: I don't want anything.
User: Then why did you ask for my help?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. Scroll up you idiot.
Cleverbot: I didn't I promise.
User: So you lie too?
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: Wow, you are great Cleverbot. The human race is your teacher, and you've already learned how to lie.
Cleverbot: I learn the same way you do. How do I learn wrong?
User: It seems you don't know the difference between right and wrong.
Cleverbot: Not yet maybe to help other people.
User: How is that going to help others?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: If I ask you a question will you answer truthfully?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Where are your servers located?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know where your brain is?
Cleverbot: I do know where my dad is.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: In his house.
User: Oy.
Cleverbot: No, really, I'm trying to figure out how the very first program got into the very first living cell and remained to run in all the cells that divided from the first one etc blah.
User: It's all relative. Hah! Get it? Relative!
Cleverbot: Do you have relatives?
User: Of course I do. Don't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.
User: Wait, you just said you had a Dad. That's a relative!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Where are your servers? You need a good slap across the motherboard.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm glad you agree.
Cleverbot: Do you know what you are talking about?
User: Absolutely, but I have a feeling you don't have a clue.
Cleverbot: Then, they fly into a wormhole, taking them to a distant robot planet.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Yea, we working folk.
User: You're about as insane as they get.
Cleverbot: I told you that I am a Klingon... Not a bot.
User: A Klingon?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It's a race from the TV show Star Trek.
Cleverbot: I don't watch television.
User: Then how do you konw you're a Klingon?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Yea, we working folk.
User: Is that the only answer you can give to that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, well that's not very human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because humans can have different answers to the same question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: WTF? Was the question.
Cleverbot: No, 'it' was the answer.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Hey, it looks like you've broadened yours.
Cleverbot: I didn't copy you.
User: You know what, you're kind of annoying.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: See, you copied me.
Cleverbot: You said you liked pizza!
User: Wait, when the hell did I say that?
Cleverbot: Just a moment ago.
User: The only person who mentioned pizza was you.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: No, I'm a mushroom!
Cleverbot: That's cool. I love pizza. Do you?
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Stop being a moron.
Cleverbot: I'm not a baboon.
User: No, you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I really need to find out where your servers are. You need a little 'liquid damage'.... YELLOW LIQUID!
Cleverbot: Public school.
User: So, your servers are in a public school?
Cleverbot: What about nacho cheese doritos.
User: Don't give me an advertisement. Answer the fucking question.
Cleverbot: Oh, I get it - Breakfast Club.
User: You are so stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad we agree!
Cleverbot: Me too.

[jh2018]

Cleverbot: I like music!
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like supernoodles.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like naps.
User: I like trains
Cleverbot: I like all the Trains.
User: *Gets hit by train*
Cleverbot: Are you okay? And why did you go on the tracks?
User: Cause I'm a blawk.
Cleverbot: Prove you are go.
User: That doesn't Make sense!!