Family

[Your_Mine]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Did I fail to mention I am the Father of MrMonkey, My wife...? I adopted him

You did indeed fail too mention that.

[TheRealFamous]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

[EliteDelta]

:O

[DJAlphaWolf]

I mean draw it up
EDIT: Here we  go:

Nice job with the tree. Now all we have to do is find out who our parents were ([mine and impish's], [monkey's and YM's], and [alicia and her two bros, claw and soul's]). Being the brother of imp, I can pretty much guarantee we were orphans. of course  I don't remember anyone but my cousins for most of my life, but perhaps my big sis might give us some info about the family. She's older than me by a year, she may know something I don't

[Complicated_Name]

i guess i just came out of no where lol

[Your_Mine]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!

[SoulKnightGT]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

why am i in this...it was a joke. I disown alicia as my sister. cya.

[Redchecks]

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

[Your_Mine]

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me. 

[TheRealFamous]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!

U Mad?

[DJAlphaWolf]

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

so you are the adopted father then?

[Your_Mine]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!

U Mad?

I'm incensed.

[TheRealFamous]

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!

U Mad?

I'm incensed.

[Redchecks]

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  

You can't disown your father.

so you are the adopted father then?

No, the  'Mother unknown' is that I am not married so monkey and YM's mother are unknown. Make sense now?

[DJAlphaWolf]

No, the  'Mother unknown' is that I am not married so monkey and YM's mother are unknown. Make sense now?

I think so. Mother left you with the children? or did you volunteer to take them in yourself? Either way, being raised without a mother is tough...Have they ever asked you what momma was like? or at least "why we don't have a momma"?