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Re: Family
« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2012, 02:46:34 am »

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'
You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  :P

You can't disown your father.
I just did!  ;D


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Re: Family
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2012, 02:52:34 am »
http://i.imgur.com/g5OB7.jpg
Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'
You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  :P

You can't disown your father.
I just did!  ;D


U mad?


I think so. Mother left you with the children? or did you volunteer to take them in yourself? Either way, being raised without a mother is tough...Have they ever asked you what momma was like? or at least "why we don't have a momma"? :P
I told them she was a crack head.. they instantly said.. 'Oh, like us?' (ooooo... insinuating they're crack heads.Burn!:p)

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Re: Family
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2012, 03:23:49 am »
Ok, stuff is getting to where it's REALLY cool.


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Re: Family
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2012, 04:28:26 am »
DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.

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Re: Family
« Reply #64 on: February 14, 2012, 04:36:54 am »
DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.
How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....

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Re: Family
« Reply #65 on: February 14, 2012, 04:43:00 am »
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 04:45:06 am by Mr_Mr_Mr »

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Re: Family
« Reply #66 on: February 14, 2012, 04:48:23 am »
DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.
How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....


I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...

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Re: Family
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2012, 04:51:54 am »
I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...
Thanks sis. You really are the best :P

Maybe one day, we can re-establish our family connections.

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Re: Family
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2012, 10:11:32 am »

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Re: Family
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2012, 03:02:27 pm »
All your mine are belong to me.

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Re: Family
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2012, 05:34:48 pm »
XD hahahahahahahahahaha


btw... gameguy needs to be on there somewhere and Jimmy should be my uncle :}

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Re: Family
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2012, 06:04:49 pm »
Just now saw Famous's post, so here's my response:
It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.
Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over. ;)
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Re: Family
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2012, 09:59:33 pm »
im not in the family tree?  :'(




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Re: Family
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2012, 10:05:49 pm »
take me off =-=
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Re: Family
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2012, 10:10:24 pm »
It's official, Mr. Monkey and I are getting married.. We haven't decided when yet so suggestions are welcome... We both don't want the wedding to be put off later then Saturday. :}