hey! just had to post this, it was so much fun xD
You: hi
Stranger: Adl
Stranger: Asl
You: anything.
You: you?
Stranger: M
You: penguin here
Stranger: F or m
You: both
Stranger: Seriously
Stranger: Tell me
You: why?
You: you wanna fuck my brains out? ;P
Stranger: Fuck yeah but only if your a girl
You: well did you know having sex with a penguin is illegal?
Stranger: Kool then send me a pic of your tits
You: thats illegal too. bestiality, sorry
Stranger: Too bad
You: kk hang on
You: here they are
http://www.fotolibra.com/gallery/395090/penguin-chest/Stranger: Fuck you
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