If you say you're a guy:
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Im a guy, 17, in Austraulia
You: You?
Stranger: im a m! Run!
If you say you're a girl:
Stranger: hey! asl?
You: Hi
You: Im a girl, 19, and I live in Austraulia
You: You?
Stranger: im a boy, 16 from norway
You: Cool
Stranger: whats up down under?
If you say you're both:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: Im both
Stranger: m/f
You: Im both. I have both male and female parts
Stranger: i want your female parts
Stranger: can i see a pic?
You: Ewww. Bye.
You have disconnected.
If you don't say which:
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi..
You: How are you?
Stranger: Fine. Wtb u?
You: Good.
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: M or f?
You: Im not going to say....
Stranger: Wow..
Stranger: Why?
You: Because.....
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.