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Title: If Notch Was...
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 20, 2012, 11:50:13 pm

This one could be really fun...  

If Notch (the real guy, not in-game nonsense) was standing directly in front of you.  What would you do?

I'll start it off...

I'd probably shake his hand, make some comment about the future of Minecraft, and be silently wondering if I kicked him in the groin would I be fast enough to escape.   ;D

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: SalasCraft on July 20, 2012, 11:54:34 pm

I'd give him a bear hug and tell him how much of an inspiration he is to me, not only for what he accomplished with minecraft, but because he's a pretty smart and laid back guy.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: joshskiizz on July 21, 2012, 12:06:52 am

Quote from: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

BYE WORLD.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: zombieravemaster on July 21, 2012, 12:29:18 am

Quote from: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

i thought u were weird, but not that weird  :-\
well, if i saw notch; i would ask him to give me a cape and then shank him with a knife, possibly never getting a cape :P

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: TheRealFamous on July 21, 2012, 12:45:32 am

I would say "FIX THE F**KING LADDERS!"
Then probably walk away.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: High Roller on July 21, 2012, 12:51:29 am

I would ask to play a game of PVP with him

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: iGenerator on July 21, 2012, 03:36:56 am

Ramble about how he should do something good to improve minecraft!

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: That1Gie on July 21, 2012, 03:40:54 am

Ask for some beard-growing tips.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Wyboth on July 21, 2012, 04:11:57 am

Challenge him to a game of Quake Live.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on July 21, 2012, 04:55:32 am

I'd yell at him for handing minecraft over to Jeb.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: hennydeez on July 21, 2012, 05:10:15 am

I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: DeeKay on July 21, 2012, 05:18:26 am

I would ask him why he ruined Minecraft.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Alpha_Lance on July 21, 2012, 05:33:15 am

I'd become friends with him, convince him to play on Opticraft, and make us his favorite server.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 21, 2012, 05:53:13 pm

Quote from: BigBadHenz on July 21, 2012, 05:10:15 am

I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.

Ok, wow... LOL

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Chief149 on July 21, 2012, 06:02:00 pm

Quote from: TimothyThe3rd on July 20, 2012, 11:57:43 pm

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc



I would ask Notch what the hell he was thinking when he decided to make Minecraft (and the minecraft server) mono-threaded instead of being smart and multithreading that shit. I mean cmon, if redstone processing alone could be added to its own thread away from the main thread then Leganie's farm wouldn't have been able to lag the server every time he would harvest pumpkins (and pumpkins would still be in the market).

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pm

in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato.

(click to show/hide)

I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the way
and both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unable
to get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.
as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.
we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.
as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.
On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realise
im locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.
then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bed
watching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only to
discover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portal
only to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.
I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionate
love overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay and
awkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his nether
portal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the room
and skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.
A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: SalasCraft on July 24, 2012, 11:59:18 pm

Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pm

in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato.

(click to show/hide)

I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the way
and both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unable
to get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.
as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.
we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.
as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.
On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realise
im locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.
then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bed
watching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only to
discover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portal
only to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.
I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionate
love overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay and
awkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his nether
portal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the room
and skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.
A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.

I just read the first and last sentence and I wasn't too sure what was going on.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: PsYk0Wo1F on July 25, 2012, 09:03:11 am

Quote from: SalasCraft on July 24, 2012, 11:59:18 pm

Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pm

in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato.

(click to show/hide)

I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the way
and both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unable
to get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.
as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.
we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.
as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.
On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realise
im locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.
then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bed
watching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only to
discover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portal
only to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.
I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionate
love overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay and
awkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his nether
portal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the room
and skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.
A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.

I just read the first and last sentence and I wasn't too sure what was going on.

my awesome story is awesome (Y)

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Duinis on July 25, 2012, 09:31:16 am

Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 25, 2012, 09:03:11 am

Quote from: SalasCraft on July 24, 2012, 11:59:18 pm

Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pm

in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato.

(click to show/hide)

I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the way
and both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unable
to get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.
as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.
we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.
as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.
On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realise
im locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.
then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bed
watching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only to
discover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portal
only to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.
I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionate
love overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay and
awkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his nether
portal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the room
and skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.
A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.

I just read the first and last sentence and I wasn't too sure what was going on.

my awesome story is awesome (Y)

 I read the whole thing. Now I'm scared to talk to you, Psyko...
I would ask him when the hell is he gonna release 1.3, or maybe if the enderdragon egg will ever have a use, or maybe just slam my face on the ground and grovel to him.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: PsYk0Wo1F on July 25, 2012, 01:20:38 pm

the name isnt psyk0 for nothing. LOL

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: hennydeez on July 25, 2012, 01:39:43 pm

Quote from: PsYk0Wo1F on July 24, 2012, 11:32:40 pm

in spoiler tags and because parental guidance too long read potato.

(click to show/hide)

I would take him out to dinner for two for a bit of romance. we would pass a hobo along the way
and both laugh at his misfortune. Once we arrive at the resteraunt we would discover we are unable
to get in without a reservation, so i shall proceed to seduce the waiter into giving us a table.
as we sit down i shall compliment him on the beauty of his appearance, and his brilliant mind.
we shall have wine, and champagne, and a romantic dinner for two of spaghetti and meat balls.
as we are leaving i shall invite him back to my house to make the perfect ending to a romantic night out.
On the way we shall pass the same hobo and laugh at him yet again, before reaching my house, to realise
im locked out. Then i shall throw a rock through the front window, and crawl in to unlock the door.
then replace the window with cardboard. Afterwards i shall invite him into my room where we shall lay in bed
watching TV and hugging each other. i shall slowly move my hand downwards to his Nether regions, only to
discover a zombie pigman and two ghasts. I decide to go there later. Instead, i go around to his Nether portal
only to discover this just leads back to his Nether regions. welp, this isnt working.
I kiss him and give him a sensual back rub, then we both get naked, and begin to make hot passionate
love overnight. I then realise that he is a guy, and im a guy, and this is gay, but totally not gay and
awkward so its fine. In the morning i wake up to him next to me, putting a pick axe through his nether
portal and lolwut only to realise im locked in his dungeon, chained up to the wall, with pigs around the room
and skeletons on the wall. Steve is attached to a bondage machine, and is being violated.
A giant hotdog flies through the air and hit's me in the face. then i wake up.

Insane in the membrane (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw)

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Coolcrab88 on July 27, 2012, 06:34:14 pm

I would silently get my rifle out...
I would go around to his back...
And I would shoot him, shouting:
"You shouldn't have handed Minecraft over to Jeb, ya fudging female dog!"
Justice ;D
Trololololololololololololololololol!

O.o

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: impishmonkey on July 27, 2012, 07:55:57 pm

If Notch was in front of me... I would probably not notice, but if I did... I'd thank him for ruining my life and ask what he was doing sitting on my computer, and to please move so I could keep playing minecraft. xD

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Cyan of the Griffins on July 27, 2012, 07:58:44 pm

I would yell at him for not releasing a free Minecraft,
Then yell at him for not at least releasing a demo,
Then ask him why the blazes he never shows his face in classic,
And then ask him for his autograph :D .

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: Owlgirl66 on July 28, 2012, 01:00:33 am

If I saw Notch in front of me, I would say Hello

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: mini25252525 on July 29, 2012, 11:16:54 am

Yolo

You Only Live Once

So I would ask why there are no people in the game and realize there are then face palm myself and run away and cry in a closet

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: 5OO on July 29, 2012, 04:17:57 pm

If he was standing in front of me I would ask him why he's in my room. Joking aside, I would probably ask him his future plans for minecraft, and gaming in general.

Title: Re: If Notch Was...
Post by: techdude98 on July 29, 2012, 04:38:44 pm

if notch was standing in front of me i would tell him what all of you guys would do he was standing in front of them, and then watch as he slowly pulls out a revolver and shoots himself in the head.