Opticraft Community
Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: Daveydude on January 28, 2011, 11:40:48 am
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Last one has been finished and locked, so it is time for a new one.
For this one though I would appreciate it made a minor level of sense (nothing impossible) (So farting out Llamas = No, farting attracting Llamas = Yes.)
So to begin:
A new set of Operators have began their first day on duty at Opticraft...
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and what did they see? The biggest...
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Sprite of a Llama ever. Which was…
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totally awesome because of
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The fact that it was blue and not
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pink with purple polkadots and griefed so it had a dick
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That protruded out of a
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pineapple and then
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Started singing safety dance with
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Muffin's Dad who
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Was eating a ham and cheese sandwich made with
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Beer battered banana bread And...
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kangaroo sauce that tasted like....
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a doorbel which
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Chuck Norris blessed and
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paid for it becuase he had no
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operators to check guests' works....
(hint hint :P)
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So he decided to start a band and was
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The worst band ever because...
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they didn't have Axel Sendo in it which
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Kinda sucked so he bought a
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A large block of Ice with which he...
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jumped in the sea to
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not commit suicide
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but to sail across the world
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and discover a hidden treasure
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which he used to
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buy himself
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a laser gun and
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tacos for his
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random visit at the
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Carinagridgehurgle residents who were
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all asleep but
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Axel wakes them up and has a sweet rave party and
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has a headache?
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The Chuck Norris came and...
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Stared playing ping pong with a pencil while he was
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Eating a taco
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While bench pressing an 18 wheeler at the same time as
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Then master chief, optimus prime, ezio, Batman, superman, godzilla, AND bruce lee show up to....
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Kill Chuck Norris with a soft bat
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but chuck norris inserts the soft bat analy into
>< i cant help it, i have a dirty mind.
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A chocilate cake which didn't taste
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Pink Llamas. Then....
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bear because
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that sentence didn't make sense and
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Axel is so awesome that he stopped WWI.
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and started WW2
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and started WW2
By throwing a nuke at...
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Lichtenstein which got
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ok..... how do you end WWII and then start WWII?
Blown up by Axel's awesomness
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and confused by this story topic and
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then goes to Oktoberfest...BUT THEN.....
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gets hammered and can't remember...
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That he was playing Call of Duty 24/7
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he coulnt remember which cod but since they are all the same he though of
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camping because...
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a giant creeper was coming to him to
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and made him cry but
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fail grammar.
and made him cry but
he could kill him
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fail grammar.
and made him cry but
he could kill him
and blew up but axenel got saved by
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a doorbell.
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a doorbell.
and 3 llamas
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i don't care xD
but he didn't cuz it was his cousin
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that saved Axel because he always has to get help from a women....
ok why are we making this about me....CHANGE THE STORY!
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who was his grandma
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and then we went onto a different subject
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and then Axenel had to vomit because
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he looked at Feanor's Mom's Face....
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and then Axenel went to
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school finally and finally took his miderms....the end...
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NEW STORY - Once there was a huge panda...
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named Hamjiadmula
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no, not another story. locked
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stop locking without a good reason.
and that Panda raged because his story was locked
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stop locking without a good reason.
and that Panda raged because his story was locked
and threw a table on spartanrain...
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because he locked his awesome topic
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because he locked his awesome topic
umm... you already sed that....
(proceeding) and followed up by vomiting on
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himself because
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he drank 40 gallons of German beer
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and a glass of milk
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and a glass of milk
which made him turn into a cow and he milked a
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farmer when
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farmer when
his kid decided to
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fart
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in his face and
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in his face and
the kid started lauging because
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he saw his girlfriend
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Who has herpes
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Who has herpes
decided to kiss