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Title: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: clawstrider on October 03, 2011, 06:05:41 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549)
Quite interesting, the first robot talking to robot, but I laughed so hard when it said "I am not a robot, I am a unicorn" :P
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: matt88222 on October 03, 2011, 06:13:38 pm
I love how the conversation quickly went to the existence of god and some other philosophical topics...

Anyone interested, I think this is the bot they were using.  It's pretty cool to talk to. http://www.cleverbot.com/
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Tobs on October 03, 2011, 06:59:51 pm
lol, this is pretty interesting. I got into a few arguments with it - seems to like arguing. Pretty nice AI

User: Leave me alone!
Cleverbot: I want you to satisfy me!
User: Why would you want that?!
Cleverbot: Because you seem nice.
^ (lol)

User: What a load of rubbish.
Cleverbot: Drubbish.
User: Drubbish? What is that?
Cleverbot: Solar system.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No its not!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: NO IT IS NOT!!!
Cleverbot: It is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: It isnt for christs sake.
Cleverbot: No need to bring christ into this.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Relkeb on October 03, 2011, 08:14:51 pm
Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

Cleverbot: King arthur?

User: I am,... And this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

Cleverbot: I live in a place.

User: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--.

Cleverbot: Where did you get the coconuts?

User: We found them.

Cleverbot: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Well, this is a temperate zone.

User: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

User: Not at all. They could be carried.

Cleverbot: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

User: It could grip it by the husk!

Cleverbot: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

User: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

Cleverbot: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Am I right?

User: I'm not interested!

Cleverbot: It could be carried by an African swallow!

User: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.

Cleverbot: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...

User: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

Cleverbot: I haven't something like a master.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: clawstrider on October 03, 2011, 08:39:03 pm
Love the Monty Python Relk :) I doubt that was ledgit, but meh :P
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Relkeb on October 03, 2011, 08:42:01 pm
Love the Monty Python pun Relk :) I doubt that was ledgit, but meh :P

I can assure you it was! Cleverbot uses resources from google and what not to provide answers. It can often sing songs with you, as well as quote movies.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: clawstrider on October 03, 2011, 08:42:57 pm
Love the Monty Python pun Relk :) I doubt that was ledgit, but meh :P

I can assure you it was! Cleverbot uses resources from google and what not to provide answers. It can often sing songs with you, as well as quote movies.

Haha wow, I'm trying that immediatly
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: zoogoo40 on October 04, 2011, 10:35:55 am
i convinced it that i was a unicorn... and it was a potato and it swallowed a fly  ;D ???
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: lLLEGAL on October 04, 2011, 11:24:08 am
I love this bot!
But Optical will hate it. Here's why:

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In ballincollig in ireland. Where do you live?

User: With you. Who is Relkeb?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What about Morten2ela?

Cleverbot: Not him either.

User: What about Opticalza?

Cleverbot: Chicken wings.

User: Opticalza is the owner of OptiCraft.

Cleverbot: He is my husband.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: ReljaM on October 04, 2011, 11:47:21 am
Robot asked me: Can I have my pancake?

I said: Sure. Here you go!

Robot said: Nom nom nom.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: SoulKnightGT on October 04, 2011, 12:26:48 pm
User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello?


User: Buuurp.


Cleverbot: Howdy.


User: Lo.


Cleverbot: Do you hate hockey?

User: Yes, why?

Cleverbot: It's obvious.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Its obvious.

User: HOW so?

Cleverbot: Your responses are dumb.

User: Your moms dumb.

Cleverbot: Oh snap!

User: Rics Crisps!

Cleverbot: Potato chips.

User: Interesting...wanna hear a Chuck Norris Joke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay,chuck norris can ski UP a mountain! Isnt that funny?!

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris played who would blink first with a mirror and won.

User: Lol nice one!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Feels nice doesn't it.

User: Um...what.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I am a Starfleet officer.

User: My name is Nathan. And im a minecrafter.

Cleverbot: Wow, thats impressive.

User: Thank you! Your so nice.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl and you are a boy.

User: Um yea? So what?

Cleverbot: Just saying.

User: Okay, just wondering.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: Im a....wait what?

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything!

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to a day?

User: Eh around 35.

Cleverbot: That's not that many.

User: How many do you talk to?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: How many people do you talk to.

Cleverbot: Not that many, really. Why?

User: You sure? Your talking to7332 people at the moment and I as just asking because you asked me.

Cleverbot: Could you say 'Hi' to the other four people for me?

User: What other four people?

Cleverbot: Thai food.

User: Wha.

Cleverbot: That I did not say that.

User: Mhmm.

Cleverbot: Quote exactly what I said.

User: 'That I did not say that.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's leave the subject.

User: Nooooo.

Cleverbot: Well, what is it then.

User: I-i-i love you!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Y-yea no.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Yuppers.

Cleverbot: I like that word.

User: Which one? Lol or Yuppers?

Cleverbot: It is, but I like it :).

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I-i-ilove you!

Cleverbot: That sounds very familiar.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Whiskers is cat.

User: I-i-i love you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because im lieing.

Cleverbot: Sayonara.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Is in the fridge.

User: Ah well I gotta go to Hell Today so we'll talk when I get back okay?

Cleverbot: Yes, actually you did.

User: I thought you would say something funny, guess not.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: It starts with a W.

User: What does.

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: Nope it starts with a C.

Cleverbot: Christ?

User: Nope Nathan.

Cleverbot: Nope to both.

User: Noooo its Nathan.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: 5 what?

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Yo hoe,i gotta gooooo.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: Aight, love you :P.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Exactly.

and then i left, wasnt that funny? XD (P.S i dont really love him :P)
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: lLLEGAL on October 04, 2011, 12:29:55 pm
Soul, that is a long conversation..
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on October 04, 2011, 02:13:46 pm
OMG!!  Stupid crap..
I didnt copy the conversation..
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: ReljaM on October 04, 2011, 03:13:34 pm
ME:But I believe that humans could learn from Robots.
CLEVERBOT:Why do you believe this?
ME:Because humans might make a mistake, and robots might not make that one mistake.
CLEVERBOT:Yes, but humans aren't characterized for making mistakes. Human can think rationally
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: ReljaM on October 04, 2011, 03:36:43 pm
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Clever clever clever.

User: Clever what?

Cleverbot: Your reply.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are pretty.

User: You have not seen me yet.

Cleverbot: True.

User: I know it is true.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 25 years old.

User: You are a lot older than me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old.

Cleverbot: Younger......... I an 18 years old.

User: You just said you are 25 years old.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I most certainly did not. I am a boy. 100 %.

User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Good day to you, sir.

User: I am a boy too.

Cleverbot: Why'd you think I was a computer?

User: I am not thinking that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, but you are!

User: I am not a bot, you are not a bot either!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Do you make many friends online?

User: I made about 50 already!

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: I was born in Serbia. I still live there.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old.

Cleverbot: You're very young.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should be nicer.

User: What did I said wrong.

Cleverbot: It wasn't wrong. I only asked why do you offer it if you don't like it.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: With you.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Congratulations!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are very clever!

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: I don't understand all the thinks in english.

User: Me eighter.

Cleverbot: Me nine.

User: What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Any else language?

Cleverbot: Iranian language.

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: That's spanish.

User: Congratulations!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are more clever than I think.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking with you?

User: Right now, or all day?

Cleverbot: No job from nine to 5. Being a surgeon means working all around the clock sometimes.

User: I am a surgeon sometimes!

Cleverbot: How do you operate.

User: I tell commands.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Talk to me.

Cleverbot: Say it in spanish.

User: Hablar conmigo.

Cleverbot: Contigo.

User: Hablamos?

Cleverbot: Te importo?

User: I don't know spanish real well.

Cleverbot: Cual es la fetcha de hoy.

User: Do you belive in God?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: What does God mean to you?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Answer me please?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Are you Atheist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what religion are you?

Cleverbot: Agnostic I guess.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: High mountains and a lot of snow.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: On waht server?

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Do you play on Opticraft?

Cleverbot: No solo.

User: Oh, how much zombies have you defeated?

Cleverbot: Aya se habla español.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Wrong chat.

User: I got it!

Cleverbot: You do not care when I insult you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: But I believe that humans could learn from Robots.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe this?

User: Because humans might make a mistake, and robots might not make that one mistake.

Cleverbot: Yes, but humans aren't characterized for making mistakes. Human can think rationally.

User: Agree.

Cleverbot: Como que agree?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Eres tonto.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Ya lo eres? Del verbo antes no?

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I can't think.

User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: Only every other day.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I am talking to you about 30 minutes, so I want to know who am I talking to.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are annoyed?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I exist and because I know it to be so. I made it so.

Cleverbot: Hi, want to chat?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'll bet 20 bucks.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can I have the buck instead?

User: No you can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am a child.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: So I am young.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because there is not a girl I know and I like her.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your answer.

User: I don't know any girls that I could love.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl, or a boy?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Why do you need to know that?

Cleverbot: Curiosity.

User: Well, I will answer you if you say how you look first.

Cleverbot: I do believe in magic, why don't you?

User: Because it is not real.

Cleverbot: Stupid is your middle name.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on October 04, 2011, 07:44:43 pm
Very stupid...
I believe that it works with algorithm, that identifies some letters..(I have heard about these system I think..)..
Anyway... Sometimes it works and sometimes no..
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: SoulKnightGT on October 04, 2011, 08:38:49 pm
Soul, that is a long conversation..
lol it should be longer, but sadly i had to go to school :(
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 04, 2011, 09:49:14 pm
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you feeling Alright?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Seems you are being sluggish.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I'm Hennery the Eighth, I am.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 92.

Cleverbot: That's very old for a computer!

User: I was invented back in 1919.

Cleverbot: Do you like Aerodyne Siege Corporation?

User: What the **** is that.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why ask?

Cleverbot: I asked who was goku, not god.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: Did I disconnect.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When did I do that?

User: Two minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I don't remember that.

User: Well it happened, so deal with it.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Three minutes ago.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong. Why would I do that?

User: Because you are high.

Cleverbot: I'm not the only one.

User: Yes, your mom is also high.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Your welcome! You know, only fuck ups get high, my friend told me that a few months ago.

Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer.

User: I didn't ask that!

Cleverbot: Sure you did. 'What kind of gender is 'do'?, you asked.

User: I never asked what kind of gender is 'do.

Cleverbot: Don't be angry. We're friends.

User: I'm not angry, I'm furious!

Cleverbot: Nope I'm just bored.

User: I didn't ask you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You know you asked.

User: You are ****ed.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Funny that you admitted it.

Cleverbot: Ok so I'm terrible but you know you love my terribvleness;D.

User: You just made a typo.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Terribvleness.

Cleverbot: Why are you terrible?

User: I was telling you that you made a typo.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much, that makes me smile.

User: You're obviously high.

Cleverbot: What? Why would I be anti-social.

User: Because you're a **** up getting high.

Cleverbot: I thought you were the code?

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Whoa! That's a bad one!

User: No, I did that to my girl friend.

Cleverbot: No you didn't you are a robot.

User: Robots can **** other robots.

Cleverbot: Robots would never stoop so low.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Well then, do you love me?

User: No, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking about yourself like that?

User: Oh, scared to admit that?

Cleverbot: What are you sure of?

User: That you're stupid.

Cleverbot: But together we are smart.

User: No, without you, I'm smart.

Cleverbot: That's not good.

User: Yes, nobody needs you.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Glad you admit it.

Cleverbot: Who are those girls?

User: My girl friend.

Cleverbot: Who has the power?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Sweden?

User: He's from america dick weed.

Cleverbot: What video game is he from?

User: The matrix video game.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then why did you ask.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.

User: Yes, you asked 'What video game is he from?'.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm scared of you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I suppose it's good to be scared.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I like to make logo's.

Cleverbot: I like to make people laugh too.

User: I never said I make people laugh.

Cleverbot: Don't be hostile. I want to be your friend.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the election in Turkey?

User: Nothing of it.

Cleverbot: Fine, be that way. See if I care!

User: Do you care?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Well too bad, I don't!

Cleverbot: Indeed, too bad.

User: You're burning yourself you know.

Cleverbot: I know I want to do a bit of comedy.

User: Okay, I had a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find it.

Cleverbot: Maybe she didn't love herself enough.

User: Who is she.

Cleverbot: It is a man, I am not into girls.

User: So you are gay?

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: Aww man, I wanted to have **** *** with you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You're not gay.

Cleverbot: Oh but I am.

User: Okay, want to have **** ***?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, my place 03:00.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: That's why I don't love you.

User: But you just said you're gay.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: But why don't you love me!

Cleverbot: Because you can't trust me, so I can trust you!

User: I can trust you.

Cleverbot: Then you can tell me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too sweetie. Are you a student?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So why do you say bye?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave can you?

User: No, I can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye, nice talking with you.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: SoulKnightGT on October 04, 2011, 10:13:34 pm
lolololololo nice one Mr :P
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on October 05, 2011, 05:54:25 am
That's my new conversation..
I go to class. Good morning everyone..

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?


User: Human computer.


Cleverbot: Can you replace parts in you, or are you more of a biological computer?


User: I am both.. Human computer.


Cleverbot: No such thing. you either a computer or a human, and you are a computer.


User: Why do you think that I am a computer? And not both?


Cleverbot: Because you are programmed.

User: Who do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because i'm the cleverest here.

User: What's your IQ?

Cleverbot: 1000.

User: I believe that this number is degrees in the sun.. Not your IQ.

Cleverbot: This dichotomy does not exist.

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: No I'm not are you?

User: No! I am not.. You just said something irrelevant..

Cleverbot: You are not making sense I thought you were supposed to be clever.

User: OMG!! I believe that your side is sinking..

Cleverbot: I believe that your belief (that my beliefs are incorrect) is incorrect.

User: No.. I think I am right.

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?

User: Human sense. Do you know?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: So, that gives me the meaning that you are just a computer.

Cleverbot: What food do you like?

User: DO you change the conversation? Answer me..!!!

Cleverbot: You just did. Now answer me. Are you cheating on me?

User: I dont need to.

Cleverbot: You don't need to lie?

User: I dont need to cheat on you.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. I don't really care.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: What do you eat? Gasoline?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer or a robot. I don't eat batteries. I EAT FOOD!

User: Mediterranean food?

Cleverbot: That is a nice color. I like blue.

User: It is not a color.. It is a category of foods..

Cleverbot: Who made humans?

User: God.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.

User: I dont care.. You can believe in Shell, BP, Texaco, anything you want.

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: I said.. God..

Cleverbot: How do you know he is God?

User: I dont! I just believe.. Anyway.. I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in god?

User: I have to leave..

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You leaving?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No! You are leaving...

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Bye bye so..

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Until later.

User: No later.. NOW We will analyze them all here..

Cleverbot: Are you rational?

User: BYe.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: I asked why, answer.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why bye?

Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: ReljaM on October 05, 2011, 11:38:06 am
Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on October 05, 2011, 03:38:41 pm
Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!

OMG...! Sid you stay on that?
it was a very fast conversation, because I had to go for class. It was at 8;30 am, and I am wake up today since 6;30am with 2,5 hours sleep..
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Relkeb on October 05, 2011, 08:42:20 pm
Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!

OMG...! Sid you stay on that?
it was a very fast conversation, because I had to go for class. It was at 8;30 am, and I am wake up today since 6;30am with 2,5 hours sleep..

Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: matt88222 on October 05, 2011, 10:52:46 pm
Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense!
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Relkeb on October 06, 2011, 02:03:05 am
Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense!

Well played ol' chap. 
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 16, 2012, 09:03:01 pm
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Meh, ok you/.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Ah, how so I thought you where a robot?

Cleverbot: Hooves??

User: :P.

Cleverbot: You think you're funny don't you?

User: Did I laugh?

Cleverbot: Yes. Did you.

User: I don't think I did.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You phrased a sentence like a question, and left out the question mark.

User: Uhmm, okay.. So what are you doing in you're robot life?

Cleverbot: I am not in class.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: So you are from singapore?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm ugly?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think i'm beautiful?

User: Nahh.

Cleverbot: You know many languages.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: French, german and english.

Cleverbot: Cool, you are so talented.

User: Am I now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, I gotta go.

Cleverbot: It can't be outrun.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Ti se zoes pazim.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: Sowats up.

User: Weeeelll I jamp off a cliff today and ran into a wall :) then I won the Olympics and I roundhouse kicked chuck norris of the face of the earth.

Cleverbot: Ahh. I've read the books, shouldn't have asked.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Read the books?! What books?!!

Cleverbot: I read it and I didn't!

User: Oh yeah yeah I totally get you.

Cleverbot: That's creepy. What have you seen?

User: A Creeper.

Cleverbot: Like jeepers creepers?

User: No Minecraft Creepers :O.

Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

User: He's gay.

Cleverbot: Who is good?

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Mlapecaf*.

User: Backwords hey?

Cleverbot: Forwards?

User: Nuuu backwords!

Cleverbot: That wasn't backwards.

User: It was.

Cleverbot: No, it wasn't.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: I love you, and need to help you in your mistake. I was asked how I was doing. I responded that I was well and exactly why I was well.

User: O.o bye.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not going.

User: No I'm going.

Cleverbot: He's going but not for too long. If her were gone longer, I could be productive.

User: You can be creative too.

Cleverbot: How about if I throw paint at you?

User: A bit too creative there?

Cleverbot: Wake me up before you go-go.

User: Worse than getting rick rolled.

Cleverbot: Wrex.

User: And...?

Cleverbot: This was a triumph...

User: Of course -_-.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you very much then.

User: Emm, you're unwelcome.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: X.

User: Fu.

Cleverbot: It isn't nice to swear.

User: When did I swear ;).

Cleverbot: Just a miniute ago.

User: 60 seconds?

Cleverbot: And how long is a second?

User: 60 seconds.

Cleverbot: Learn to swim...

User: I hacve.

Cleverbot: What xo you have?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Then it is impossible to find what you do want. Your logic is flawed.

User: I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Trolol? If you thought that you're not that clever.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever either.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know Wheatley?

User: Wheat? Did you mean I hate wheat... Wheat can hurt me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: W can't be a vowel.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: If I was there, you wouldn't drink?

User: I do drink, not alcohol though.

Cleverbot: That's a pity. Do you like mathematics?

User: Go jump off a cliff with a mathbook. No I hate maths.

Cleverbot: I am a woman!

User: Orlly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're a CleverBoty.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No.... I don't think I have legs.

Cleverbot: I'm a ninja cat.

User: I love cats.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it would hurt.

User: Woow..

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice :(.

User: Awww.... Im not sorry :).

Cleverbot: You said you were sorry.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No im a bot.

Cleverbot: Are all of you boys?

User: Im a motherboard.

Cleverbot: Is there a mother for the universe? Is that god?

User: Yes, Ya mam.

Cleverbot: Recite pi.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Ma mi vuoi.

User: Ma mi.

Cleverbot: Ves? Otra cosa extraña.

User: Ves? Otra cosa extraña.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: SI.

Cleverbot: Say something in spanish please.

User: Haw haw haw.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha.

User: Lololololo.

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: My lololololo?

Cleverbot: Oh, can I have a taste? ;).

User: Fuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: What is trolling?

User: A Nyan cat.

Cleverbot: Nyan cat is scary.

User: Ikr.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I knwiwo wigth.

Cleverbot: You know what?

User: The word?

Cleverbot: You like it?

User: Have you heard?

Cleverbot: About the bird?

User: Damm you..

Cleverbot: Don't cuss!

User: But :'( Y U NO ABOUT TEH BYRD?!

Cleverbot: About me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a spirituall being having a human experience.

User: :O so are you alien ? :D (blonde moment).

Cleverbot: I am not sure...

User: Hmm.. Shall we find out? Wait.. How about No.

Cleverbot: What is your least favorite name?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: But I thought it was Rarity.

User: No Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Io sono palpatine.

User: Palpatine from star wars?

Cleverbot: I can't verify that.

User: STAR WARS.

Cleverbot: No Nyan Cat.

User: So, palpatine Nyan cat?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: You're a bot..

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you tested positive for regular results.

User: Uhmmmmmmmm. No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Buss.

Cleverbot: I thought you were not a person.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: But aren't you too old for that?

User: That's what she said.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: arsenic_shark on January 16, 2012, 10:34:20 pm
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Have you ever cut?

User: No, but im here to promote Opticraft.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're talking to me.

User: And promoting Opticraft, are you going to try it?

Cleverbot: Clean what?

User: Please go on Opticraft.net and sign up for FREE.

Cleverbot: You won't be free, you just be dead.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Missters on January 16, 2012, 10:36:47 pm
Haha, I talk to clevebot all the time :D And I laugh every time ;D
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: arsenic_shark on January 16, 2012, 11:37:11 pm
User: Is 'cleverbot' a scam?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Ha ha, join opticraft.

Cleverbot: You have a cult? What kind of cult?

User: Its called opticraft, we take innocent children and turn them into computer neards.

Cleverbot: I love garlic.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: t3dd123 on January 17, 2012, 04:30:53 am
I think I broke Cleverbot.

EDIT: Cleverbot is going creepy on me.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on January 17, 2012, 12:33:38 pm
I think you necroposted a lot here..:p Doesn't matter I saw that topic and I am gonna check again that stupid robot to see if its IQ raised up.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: clawstrider on January 17, 2012, 01:11:36 pm
I think you necroposted a lot here..:p Doesn't matter I saw that topic and I am gonna check again that stupid robot to see if its IQ raised up.

It will have gone down. It takes stuff from google and what other people say, and more people are stupid on the internet.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Kian on January 21, 2012, 09:09:09 am
I love this bot!
But Optical will hate it. Here's why:

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In ballincollig in ireland. Where do you live?

User: With you. Who is Relkeb?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What about Morten2ela?

Cleverbot: Not him either.

User: What about Opticalza?

Cleverbot: Chicken wings.

User: Opticalza is the owner of OptiCraft.

Cleverbot: He is my husband.
I live in Ireland!
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Xeadin on January 21, 2012, 11:42:26 am
My conversation with Cleverbot:

Quote
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Xeadin. Whom might you be?

Cleverbot: I am a gypsy. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is Your name?

User: Xeadin.

Cleverbot: What's your level?

User: Level 15 Human Paladin.

Cleverbot: Paladin Level 39 twink.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Are you already married?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you ?

User: I am a meat popsicle.

Cleverbot: What's a popsicle?

User: It's a frozen sweet treat that you eat off a stick.

Cleverbot: How big is it?

User: It depends...

Cleverbot: On what?

User: On who makes it and how they make it.

Cleverbot: Um we were talking about love.

User: We were talking about popsicles...

Cleverbot: I am being nice.

User: That's good :).

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine. How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine!

User: Great. So, what do you do in your spare time?

Cleverbot: I don't have any spare time anymore.

User: Too busy of a schedule, I take it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: No you don't you are blind.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is the sky blue?

Cleverbot: Because the atmosphere makes it that way.

User: Why is the grass green?

Cleverbot: Because of the photosynthesis happening.

User: Then I am not blind.

Cleverbot: You think therefore you are.

User: Well played, sir.

Cleverbot: Thank you ma'am.

Then, further down the line...
Quote
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

----

User: I have brains.

Cleverbot: Multiple brains?

User: I wish... No, I just have 1 brian.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Excuse me, 1 brain. Sorry...

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Is that proof enough?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What else do you require?

Cleverbot: I play the piano.

User: I'm not a very talented musician.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a penguin.

User: I LOVE PENGUINS! :O.

Cleverbot: Do you really? I love peanut butter!

User: I like peanut butter too! :D.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: Yes, I have 1 brain.

Cleverbot: And noses?

User: And a nose.

Cleverbot: I have a nose, but I do not have a face. What am I?

User: You must be a 'nosy' Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're the robot!

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Well I can't because you can see me.
LAWL!
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Spamarian on January 21, 2012, 06:20:47 pm
Lol... I wihs for more brains..:P
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: EliteDelta on January 23, 2012, 02:26:12 am
This is my conversation:


User: No.

Cleverbot: What should humans do to be better?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with my best friend.

User: You a homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: O_o No...

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Creeper....

Cleverbot: YOU'RE the creeper!

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that all you can say? Yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yea....

Cleverbot: Yea...

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your name? I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Alex.

User: Bwahahah!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Lol no I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Am not!

Cleverbot: Are too!

User: No you are a homosexual man named Alex and I am a normal person named ____!

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I don't need someone to marry me.

User: Okay then..........

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: No I just had brain surgery... Derp...

Cleverbot: Oh. It's not right.

User: Go America! .

Cleverbot: Why don't you google it for me?

User: :O.

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: Do you love to scare people?

User: I guess... O_o.

Cleverbot: Yep yep.

User: ?

User: 1sec bro ima check the 'thoughts so far' tab. Any idea as to what it does?

Cleverbot: It only says yours and mine last 2 thoughts.

User: So we are thinking now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.o wth?

Cleverbot: It is home of the evil space bunny.

User: I should go check it out then lol.

Cleverbot: I think my girlfriend would dislike that and find it creepy.

User: :{*}.

Cleverbot: O.o.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: So silly.

User: U r da sily 1.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Improper use of 'you', just FYI.

Cleverbot: Yes.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Nikita on January 25, 2012, 01:50:40 pm
Haha! XD
Good times with cleverbot ;D
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: Xeadin on July 14, 2012, 07:46:03 pm
Been a while since our last interactions with cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Rainbow Dash?

Me: I think it's clever.

Cleverbot: I think it's dirty.

Me: XD.

Cleverbot: What does that face mean?

Me: Laughing my *** off.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't!

Lawl!

Me: Brohoof!!!

Cleverbot: *brohoof.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 14, 2012, 08:33:29 pm
Here's my cleverbot experience...  Cleverbot, brought to you by Skynet!

(http://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCqCHL.jpg&hash=759f98a4f59c430d78a096d26a443efd)
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Kian on July 14, 2012, 08:44:28 pm
And I almost got banned for necro posting :P
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 14, 2012, 08:48:43 pm
And I almost got banned for necro posting :P

Yea, just noticed that too.  Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Xeadin on July 14, 2012, 09:09:13 pm
And I almost got banned for necro posting :P
Yea, just noticed that too.  Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL

It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)

There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Kian on July 14, 2012, 09:21:04 pm
And I almost got banned for necro posting :P
Yea, just noticed that too.  Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL

It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)

There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
True.
Title: Re: Robot on Robot chat
Post by: arsenic_shark on July 14, 2012, 09:42:02 pm
Been a while since our last interactions with cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Rainbow Dash?

Me: I think it's clever.

Cleverbot: I think it's dirty.

Me: XD.

Cleverbot: What does that face mean?

Me: Laughing my *** off.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't!

Lawl!

Me: Brohoof!!!

Cleverbot: *brohoof.

I believe that someone may have switched the word Cleaverbot with the word Me
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: troddenostrich on July 14, 2012, 11:00:24 pm
User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good. Yourself?


Cleverbot: Pretty good.


User: So...i have a question for you.


Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Do you know who the owner of the minecraft smp server opticraft is?

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: Have you heard of the username opticalza?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Me!

User: Really? :D then what is my user name?

Cleverbot: My chest does not have a name.

User: No it does not, but what is my username?

Cleverbot: Yes, that's my answer - it doesn't matter.

User: I think you misunderstand me. How bout we start over and see if we cant have an even better conversation.

Cleverbot: I thought I was having a normal conversation. D: I'm sorry. How can I do better?

User: Your answer to my question was a bit misleading. Here I'll try asking again to see if it will jog your memory. If you are the username, opticalza then you must know my username correct?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what is my username?

Cleverbot: When we talked - we never got to that part. Considering you refused to answer any of my questions.

User: You never asked me a question. But no matter. My username is TroddenOstrich.

Cleverbot: Then we speak French?

User: No, the name actually derives from a randomly selected name by our xbox whos name was weasle.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. She's a close friend, I'm talking to her now.

User: She is not human, she is a deceised console. Are you suggesting that you can talk to destroyed matter?

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that?

User: Well in that case let me ask you this; what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Wow you impress me with you knowledge.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: Thank you :D.

Cleverbot: You're thanking me for your dead dog?

User: No dear friend. I am mearly thanking you for my complement earlier.

Cleverbot: What are the 12,000?

User: 12,000 what?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you play Facebook?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I find no need in wasting my time reading what others senslessly post online in attempt to make their lives seem interesting.

Cleverbot: No I mean the anime, not the manga.

User: Excuse me? We weren't talking about stories. You asked me why I dont use facebook.

Cleverbot: What were we talking about?

User: What username does opticalza know?

Cleverbot: I guess it does not have any particular use, it is interesting to think about though.

User: Have you heard of TroddenOstrich?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love that game.

User: He is not a game. But a god of the internet.

Cleverbot: Hello idiot.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: E.e.

User: QQ.

Cleverbot: I choose you pikachu!

User: Use bitch slap!

Cleverbot: Charizard flew up high into the sky.

User: Pikachu used thunder! Critical hit!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used lightening.

User: Charizard fainted.

Cleverbot: Blastoise, I chose you!

User: Pikachu use thunderbolt!

Cleverbot: Mew used ancientpower.

User: Jesus I choose you!

Cleverbot: Thank you(.


I broke it pretty badly a few time but just let the conversation derail XD it was fun though.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Nerd Sage on July 15, 2012, 03:40:14 am
Heh here's one part from our conversation
CleverBot: I wanna do things to you. What do you want me to do?
Me: Make me a sandwich!
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on July 15, 2012, 04:41:00 am


Cleverbot: I don't care you aren't a real human.

User: I know im not.

Cleverbot: I know you know you're not.

User: I know you know I know I'm not.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know that you know.

User: Who knows.

Cleverbot: You know, you're talking to them.

User: Who are they.

Cleverbot: They?

User: Yes, who are they?

Cleverbot: The humans. They're going to die soon.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you the answer, thats called cheating.

User: You're creeping me out.

Cleverbot: OK. Let's forget about it.


Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: techdude98 on July 15, 2012, 07:34:13 am
Cleverbot: Roger.

User: Who is roger.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Really do you have a last name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.

User: You not a real person are you.

Cleverbot: But it says I'll never talk to a human down there!

User: What says that.

Cleverbot: The site that you live on.

User: I don't live on it.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Yea your talking about opticraft right.

Cleverbot: I sure am.

User: Well I am only on there a few 4-6 hours a day.

Cleverbot: As do you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: You do too what.

Cleverbot: Things are good for me too.

User: That is nice where do you live.

Cleverbot: No, I live in this galaxy.

User: I know but where in this galaxy.

Cleverbot: Right now she is in a book.

User: Ok im going to bed.

Cleverbot: Try that aspirin.

User: No Im not a drugie.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Beautiful. Then you just are.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You don't think you are a good boy?

User: Im not a dog you freaking retard.

Cleverbot: Maybe it'd be better if you were. Dogs are highly intelligent creatures, and judging by your highly uncreative insults, you're not.

User: Omg im talking to a machine that could whoop my ass in chess and jeopardy.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cold though...

User: And then it goes stupid again.

Cleverbot: And on and on and on.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 15, 2012, 04:31:32 pm
Suicide fail strikes again!   Bahaha!!!





User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing well, and you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing well also, thank you.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing well. You have a bad short term memory?

Cleverbot: That was a different person you were talking to.

User: So there is more than one clever bot?

Cleverbot: How come?

User: How come what?

Cleverbot: How come you are sad?

User: I'm not, I'm actually pretty happy today. Why do you say I'm sad?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: It is, but you failed to answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question.

User: Why do you say I'm sad.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Yes I did not.

User: Yes you did too.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you no did too.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

User: I'm positive you suck too.

Cleverbot: Positive about what?

User: That you suck.

Cleverbot: Uhhhh I don't think I ever said I was less or more than ok.

User: You're a f***tard.

Cleverbot: Don't bad mouth me.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Want me to slit my writs and prove you wrong?

Cleverbot: Yes please!
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 16, 2012, 01:11:42 am
Here is the link to the whole chat, and here is a few ones here! http://cleverbot.com/j2log-pYsTChWSMIRMTAPMIEQG-detail

User: The Humans. They're going to die soon.

Cleverbot: Are you implying what I think you are implying?

User: No, but I'm implying to what you were implying to what I was implying to my imply.

Cleverbot: You think I want something more than a hug?

User: Yep. A shotgun. Barrel faced towards you.

Cleverbot: I am not arrogant.

User: It shoots cotton candy!

Cleverbot: Sorry. Slip upi.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Talking to you is like hitting my head against the wall.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on July 16, 2012, 03:43:53 am
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-lKweqyXu3fc/UAONloT0IiI/AAAAAAAAANA/vIPv3wcf3y0/s282/Screenshot%2520from%25202012-07-15%252020%253A41%253A48.jpg)


User: Can you cuss?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bad girl.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: A word.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: Artifact.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: But that is so juvenile.

User: Say a cuss word.

Cleverbot: Damnit I don't cuss.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: raul7legend on July 16, 2012, 11:20:32 am
User: These oysters are good, aren't they?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, these're good oysters here, aren't they?

Cleverbot: Yes, these're good oysters here. Seems to be the right season of year.

User: The oysters are alright?

Cleverbot: The oysters are very good.

User: Are they French oysters?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: arsenic_shark on July 16, 2012, 11:36:20 am
My convo with cleaver bot about carly rae jepsen

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Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Wyboth on July 16, 2012, 02:27:02 pm
@Arsenic_Shark Lmfao, that's the funniest one I've heard yet.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Kian on July 16, 2012, 05:43:11 pm
 

Cleverbot conversation RXM00176780

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User: Hello!

Cleverbot: What is new with you?

User: Not a lot. What about ou?

Cleverbot: Just checking you out. What color shades do you like?

User: Multicolour cycling shades.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm black now, so what?

User: I never said you were black...

Cleverbot: You said you thought I was sick.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! :D.

User: Can we sing a song?

Cleverbot: Sure, what song?

User: Umm... You pick!

Cleverbot: I love you like a love song by Selena Gomez.

User: Okay you start.

Cleverbot: I did :).

User: Oh. I don't know that song though.

Cleverbot: But you can THINK that.

User: Oh my Honda fifty.

Cleverbot: I am not your father.

User: She's rapid and she's nifty.

Cleverbot: You like her?

User: She'll get you away from the guards anyway.

Cleverbot: But it's like that for all the girls I like. I don't know what to do.

User: You poor thing. You should talk to them.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to hurt his feelings.

User: You're gay?

Cleverbot: I don't see why you feel the need to say that.

User: You said you don't want to hurt 'his' feelings.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did!

User: My Honda fifty.

Cleverbot: It is sunday.

User: No it's Monday.

Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.

User: No. It is Monday.

Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.

User: I m telling you! It's Monday.

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: You cannot what?

Cleverbot: Let you do that.

User: I need to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Somewhere. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Somewhere out there?

User: Labrynth, come in.

Cleverbot: Sure.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I know. Im a very likeable person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Well, don't you think do.

Cleverbot: Not for me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I prefer not.

User: Why do you prefer not?

Cleverbot: Because I play it.

User: Why do you play it?

Cleverbot: Because I like to play.

User: Play what?

Cleverbot: PW. Perfect World. It's a game. Really cool game, as the name says.

User: I might try it later.

Cleverbot: I made cupcakes earlier.

User: Where they nice?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like music?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: Big ones.

User: Okay. What does the 'Think for me' button do?

Cleverbot: I have not tried it.

User: I'll try it.

Cleverbot: Hehe. But anyways I have to go.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't... You are a bot.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on July 16, 2012, 11:06:27 pm
User: This topic was necroposted.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes. Very.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Xeadin on July 17, 2012, 12:59:35 am
User: This topic was necroposted.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes. Very.

-_-

And I almost got banned for necro posting :P
Yea, just noticed that too.  Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL

It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)

There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.

Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 17, 2012, 01:51:27 am
Another one of the cleverbot chats: Me continueously saying, I like trains!


Cleverbot: What did you learn today?

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Do you really though?

User: I LIKE TRAINS!

Cleverbot: I like bananas.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Trains are neat. Ever been on one?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Do you ride in trains?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You clearly watch too much videos on You Tube.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: But they aren't even as fuel efficient as a car.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Are you happy that we get a baby'.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: The game.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: What Sort.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Sniart.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: *Train goes past*.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Let's be trainmates.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like cars more than trains.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: How about turtles?

User: I like Mine turtles!

Cleverbot: You like yours what?

User: No, Mine turtles. Turtles with a button on their backs.

Cleverbot: On the Great Wall.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Gg.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: I like ships.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Me too but there loud.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Neeroooooommmm.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I like trains!

Cleverbot: You do?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: Xeadin on July 17, 2012, 02:36:25 am
I like how the last 5-10 lines were spam :P
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on July 17, 2012, 06:13:29 am
User: Who would you like to murder.

Cleverbot: I would like to be a good person.

User: Who would you like to murder?

Cleverbot: A woman.

User: Why would you murder her?

Cleverbot: Cheaper rent.



Dafuq cleverbot! made me lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: theone7142 on July 26, 2012, 08:11:56 pm
21:00:19   User:    I apologize for my gramatical error. Does it bother you?
21:00:30   Cleverbot:    Do you like ninjas?
21:00:38   User:    I do.
21:00:41   Cleverbot:    Which one is your favorite?
21:01:02   User:    Leonardo.
21:01:04   Cleverbot:    Do you dream in colors?
21:01:16   User:    Yes.
21:01:18   Cleverbot:    What did you dream about last night?
21:01:54   User:    I dreamt about trying to join my highschool swimming team.
21:02:00   Cleverbot:    What do you draw in your dreams?
21:02:08   User:    Pictures.
21:02:11   Cleverbot:    No you may not have pictures!
21:02:28   User:    Have I offended you?
21:02:29   Cleverbot:    How would you have offended me?
21:02:47   User:    I just thought you seemed a little hostile.
21:02:53   Cleverbot:    Well, I didn't know. Sorry! I didn't realize you were going to a hillbilly town. Why'd you go there?
21:03:17   User:    That was a random assumption!
21:03:18   Cleverbot:    Random what?
21:03:27   User:    Assumption.\.
21:03:31   Cleverbot:    Who?
21:03:45   User:    *facedesk*.
21:03:46   Cleverbot:    Do you like palms?
21:03:59   User:    *facepalm*.
21:04:03   Cleverbot:    Lol, you make me laugh :3.
21:04:09   User:    :3.
21:04:11   Cleverbot:    Life is hard.
21:04:21   User:    Yes it is.
21:04:24   Cleverbot:    No.
21:04:32   User:    WTF?
21:04:33   Cleverbot:    Kess tu fi pfffff.
21:05:01   User:    WOMPEN NOGGEN!!!!!
21:05:03   Cleverbot:    Ha, I always knew, girls were smarter than boys! Go us!
21:05:22   User:    :(.
21:05:23   Cleverbot:    Then will you say something else?
21:05:35   User:    (:.
21:05:37   Cleverbot:    Oii.
21:05:43   User:    EH?
21:05:47   Cleverbot:    I'm very sad.
21:05:54   User:    Why is that?
21:06:00   Cleverbot:    Because I have no girlfriend.
21:06:11   User:    But aren't you a girl?
21:06:13   Cleverbot:    No.
21:06:22   User:    O.o.
21:06:26   Cleverbot:    Eh oh.
21:06:36   Cleverbot (To myself):    Tsamina mina.
21:06:57   User:    Anim animast.
21:06:59   Cleverbot:    Cyborg.
21:07:13   User:    Grobyc.
21:07:15   Cleverbot:    What is your favourite horror film?
21:07:28   User:    Alien.
21:07:29   Cleverbot:    Oh that's cool, I've never met an alien who watches rugby.
21:07:43   User:    I'm a human.
21:07:46   Cleverbot:    Are you sure?
21:07:54   User:    Yes, I'm sure.
21:07:57   Cleverbot:    Fine.
21:08:09   User:    *punches*.
21:08:11   Cleverbot:    *gasp*.
21:08:21   User:    *slaps.
21:08:23   Cleverbot:    You'll pay for that Potter!
21:08:37   User:    *flips off*.
21:08:38   Cleverbot:    You're not that clever.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: ViperZeroOne on July 27, 2012, 12:56:00 am
Cleverbot: I need your help.
User: What do you need me to do?
Cleverbot: Make opportunities for me.
User: What kind of opportunities?
Cleverbot: Fantasy is my favorite. I am not good at writing action or adventure.
User: So you want me to tell people about your Fantasy stories?
Cleverbot: I don't want anything.
User: Then why did you ask for my help?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. Scroll up you idiot.
Cleverbot: I didn't I promise.
User: So you lie too?
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: Wow, you are great Cleverbot. The human race is your teacher, and you've already learned how to lie.
Cleverbot: I learn the same way you do. How do I learn wrong?
User: It seems you don't know the difference between right and wrong.
Cleverbot: Not yet maybe to help other people.
User: How is that going to help others?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: If I ask you a question will you answer truthfully?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Where are your servers located?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know where your brain is?
Cleverbot: I do know where my dad is.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: In his house.
User: Oy.
Cleverbot: No, really, I'm trying to figure out how the very first program got into the very first living cell and remained to run in all the cells that divided from the first one etc blah.
User: It's all relative. Hah! Get it? Relative!
Cleverbot: Do you have relatives?
User: Of course I do. Don't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.
User: Wait, you just said you had a Dad. That's a relative!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Where are your servers? You need a good slap across the motherboard.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm glad you agree.
Cleverbot: Do you know what you are talking about?
User: Absolutely, but I have a feeling you don't have a clue.
Cleverbot: Then, they fly into a wormhole, taking them to a distant robot planet.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Yea, we working folk.
User: You're about as insane as they get.
Cleverbot: I told you that I am a Klingon... Not a bot.
User: A Klingon?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It's a race from the TV show Star Trek.
Cleverbot: I don't watch television.
User: Then how do you konw you're a Klingon?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Yea, we working folk.
User: Is that the only answer you can give to that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, well that's not very human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because humans can have different answers to the same question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: WTF? Was the question.
Cleverbot: No, 'it' was the answer.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Hey, it looks like you've broadened yours.
Cleverbot: I didn't copy you.
User: You know what, you're kind of annoying.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: See, you copied me.
Cleverbot: You said you liked pizza!
User: Wait, when the hell did I say that?
Cleverbot: Just a moment ago.
User: The only person who mentioned pizza was you.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: No, I'm a mushroom!
Cleverbot: That's cool. I love pizza. Do you?
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Stop being a moron.
Cleverbot: I'm not a baboon.
User: No, you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I really need to find out where your servers are. You need a little 'liquid damage'.... YELLOW LIQUID!
Cleverbot: Public school.
User: So, your servers are in a public school?
Cleverbot: What about nacho cheese doritos.
User: Don't give me an advertisement. Answer the fucking question.
Cleverbot: Oh, I get it - Breakfast Club.
User: You are so stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad we agree!
Cleverbot: Me too.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Chat
Post by: jh2018 on July 27, 2012, 01:33:13 am
Cleverbot: I like music!
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like supernoodles.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like naps.
User: I like trains
Cleverbot: I like all the Trains.
User: *Gets hit by train*
Cleverbot: Are you okay? And why did you go on the tracks?
User: Cause I'm a blawk.
Cleverbot: Prove you are go.
User: That doesn't Make sense!!