Family

[Your_Mine]

Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  

You can't disown your father.

I just did! 


U mad?

[Redchecks]

http://i.imgur.com/g5OB7.jpg
Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'

You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me. 

You can't disown your father.

I just did! 


U mad?

I think so. Mother left you with the children? or did you volunteer to take them in yourself? Either way, being raised without a mother is tough...Have they ever asked you what momma was like? or at least "why we don't have a momma"?

I told them she was a crack head.. they instantly said.. 'Oh, like us?' (ooooo... insinuating they're crack heads.Burn!:p)

[t3dd123]

Ok, stuff is getting to where it's REALLY cool.

[impishmonkey]

DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.

[DJAlphaWolf]

DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.

How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....

[Mr_Mr_Mr]

[impishmonkey]

DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.

How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....

I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...

[DJAlphaWolf]

I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...

Thanks sis. You really are the best

Maybe one day, we can re-establish our family connections.

[clawstrider]

[Your_Mine]

[impishmonkey]

XD hahahahahahahahahaha


btw... gameguy needs to be on there somewhere and Jimmy should be my uncle :}

[Your_Mine]

Just now saw Famous's post, so here's my response:

It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.

Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over.

LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!

U Mad?

I'm incensed.

[littlej11]

im not in the family tree? 

[SoulKnightGT]

take me off =-=

[impishmonkey]

It's official, Mr. Monkey and I are getting married.. We haven't decided when yet so suggestions are welcome... We both don't want the wedding to be put off later then Saturday. :}